“I TOLD THE PRESIDENT-ELECT TO FORGET ABOUT THE ECONOMY, ENERGY AND HEALTH CARE. THE FIRST PRIORITY OF HIS NEW ADMINISTRATION SHOULD BE SUPPORTING MARRIAGE FOR GAYS IN THE MILITARY.”

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Wouldn’t Lieberman be the perfect spokesman for the “bailout?” More on that fiasco from Lisa Casey and Rick Horowitz at HuffPost.

“NOW, IF JOHN HAD JUST PROPERLY INFLATED HIS SEX DOLL, HE COULD’VE COMPLETELY AVOIDED UNNECESSARY ‘DRILLING’.”

“WE’RE NOT GONNA’ ACTUALLY USE ‘EM IN THE OLYMPICS, BUT TRADE ‘EM TO SAUDI ARABIA FOR SOME MORE OIL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The Obama-McCain Town Hall Meetings That Weren’t: An Opportunity Missed, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

100K Signatures for Impeachment Delivered to Pelosi, at Crooks & Liars.

The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes, via Dan Kurtzman.

“OBAMA GETS SMART AND TRIES TO CAPTURE THE SWING VOTE, BY TAKING A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.“

“MEANWHILE, McCAIN, AS OLD AS THE MUMMY AND BEHAVING LIKE THE JOKER IN THE DARK KNIGHT,  CONFIRMS THAT HE’S STEP BROTHERS WITH THE SPACE CHIMPS KNOWN AS THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on The Secret Diaries of Dick Cheney.

Lisa Casey compares the Obama and McCain Energy Plans.

The Daily Show’s The News Better Run, at One Good Move.

“NOW I’M OFFERING YOU A HOT RICH BEER HEIRESS, WHILE SENATOR OBAMA WOULD TELL YOU TO JUST INFLATE YOUR WIFE’S BREASTS WITH A LITTLE AIR.”

“IF JOHN McCAIN TIRES AND FALLS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL OF STATE, IT’LL BE THE WHOLE COUNTRY THAT’LL END UP IN A DITCH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Purple Heart Band-Aids and Tire Gauges, at Perrspectives.  And Crooks & Liars has more on the GOP “inflation” of the tire gauge issue.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Corporate Media Ignores White House Planning of “False Flag” Operations to Trigger War with Iran.