“YOU REALLY LET US DOWN, JOHN. NOT ONLY DID YOU HAVE BEATLE-LIKE HAIR, BUT PICKING DAVE MATTHEWS FOR A ROOFTOP CEREMONY IS THE ULTIMATE HERESY.”

“JOHN-JOHN WAS A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN ….”

[Story at HuffPost.]

“IF BILL COULD’VE PLAYED THE ‘RACY’ CARD INSTEAD OF THE ‘RACE’ CARD, HILLARY WOULD’VE GOTTEN THE SYMPATHY VOTE AND STILL BE IN THE RACE.”

“AL, THAT MOVE’S NEVER EVEN BEEN TRIED BEFORE — A TRIPLE REVERSE, FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE TWIST FLIP-FLOP, TOPPED OFF WITH A STRADDLE-BACK AND A HEAD-TUCK UP HIS ASS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Olympic Punch Lines, via Dan Kurtzman.

Will Durst’s Top Ten Events in the Chinese Olympiad.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks if Cheney Was Behind the Anthrax Attacks.

Madkane’s My “Dear John” Edwards Letter.

Norm Jenson with Thomas Frank on the Colbert Report, making his argument ”that conservatives suck.”

“GET RIELE — I WAS LUCKY I WASN’T ALSO BORN WITH A TON OF MOUSSE AND HAIRSPRAY.”

“NOW, IF JOHN HAD JUST PROPERLY INFLATED HIS SEX DOLL, HE COULD’VE COMPLETELY AVOIDED UNNECESSARY ‘DRILLING’.”

“TO BE HONEST, I FIGURED THAT IF I STARTED DRILLING IN 2006, THE RESULTS WOULDN’T BE KNOWN UNTIL 10 YEARS LATER, AFTER MY SECOND TERM AS PRESIDENT.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

American Conservative Wants Us to Believe WMD Forgery was Work of Pentagon, not CIA – at BuzzFlash.

To Drill or Not to Drill, on The Daily Show, via One Good Move.

Lisa Casey addresses the War Criminal Question.

“IN ONE SENSE, YOU’RE NEVER REALLY PREPARED TO HANDLE EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS. EVEN AFTER MY WHOLE FIRST TERM AS PRESIDENT, I STILL SCREWED IT UP.”

 

SIN-A-MAN MAN

 

I don’t wanna’ die from a Sin-a-Man Man

I could be locked up the rest of my life

By a Sin-a-Man Man

Dreams Armageddon, yet sleeps through the night

You’ll see him with Falwell, howling at moonlight

The Sin-A-Man Man

For rich folks cuts taxes, an ass with no “know”

The oilman relaxes and cuts off the flow

For his Sin-a-Man Man

A leaker of info, might always makes right

You see him with Cheney, they don’t see the light

The Sin-a-Man Man

Dems seek my money now

They’re gonna’ make it somehow

They’ll blow another chance

If we get more Howard Dean rants

Yeah … yeah … yeah

 

 

BLOGWORTHIES:

Jane Hamsher and Steve Soto on Rove/Grand Jury.