“YOU REALLY LET US DOWN, JOHN. NOT ONLY DID YOU HAVE BEATLE-LIKE HAIR, BUT PICKING DAVE MATTHEWS FOR A ROOFTOP CEREMONY IS THE ULTIMATE HERESY.”
“JOHN-JOHN WAS A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN ….”
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“YOU REALLY LET US DOWN, JOHN. NOT ONLY DID YOU HAVE BEATLE-LIKE HAIR, BUT PICKING DAVE MATTHEWS FOR A ROOFTOP CEREMONY IS THE ULTIMATE HERESY.”
“JOHN-JOHN WAS A MAN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN ….”
“IF BILL COULD’VE PLAYED THE ‘RACY’ CARD INSTEAD OF THE ‘RACE’ CARD, HILLARY WOULD’VE GOTTEN THE SYMPATHY VOTE AND STILL BE IN THE RACE.”
“AL, THAT MOVE’S NEVER EVEN BEEN TRIED BEFORE — A TRIPLE REVERSE, FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE TWIST FLIP-FLOP, TOPPED OFF WITH A STRADDLE-BACK AND A HEAD-TUCK UP HIS ASS.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Olympic Punch Lines, via Dan Kurtzman.
Will Durst’s Top Ten Events in the Chinese Olympiad.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks if Cheney Was Behind the Anthrax Attacks.
Madkane’s My “Dear John” Edwards Letter.
Norm Jenson with Thomas Frank on the Colbert Report, making his argument ”that conservatives suck.”
“GET RIELE — I WAS LUCKY I WASN’T ALSO BORN WITH A TON OF MOUSSE AND HAIRSPRAY.”
“NOW, IF JOHN HAD JUST PROPERLY INFLATED HIS SEX DOLL, HE COULD’VE COMPLETELY AVOIDED UNNECESSARY ‘DRILLING’.”
“TO BE HONEST, I FIGURED THAT IF I STARTED DRILLING IN 2006, THE RESULTS WOULDN’T BE KNOWN UNTIL 10 YEARS LATER, AFTER MY SECOND TERM AS PRESIDENT.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
American Conservative Wants Us to Believe WMD Forgery was Work of Pentagon, not CIA – at BuzzFlash.
To Drill or Not to Drill, on The Daily Show, via One Good Move.
Lisa Casey addresses the War Criminal Question.
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