“Is it within the Constitution for me to write a bill … and get it signed by the president, that you have to eat three fruits and three vegetables every day.”

“Well,  Senator, even such a dumb law might be Constitutional, but I think you have to draw the line in the sand to guard against the well-known British rule: If you don’t eat yer meat, how can you have any pudding? How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat.”

“I SEE NO REAL CONFLICT BETWEEN MY PEOPLE’S TWO CORE CONSTITUTIONAL PRINCIPLES: VISITING A MANDARIN ESTABLISHMENT, AND THE FREE EXERCISE OF SZECHUAN TAKE-OUT.”

Background story at Politico.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “In Guns We Trust”: New Supreme Court Motto for U.S.

Madkane on Those Sorry Republicans.

“I SUPPOSE THAT’S THE KIND OF SWEETENER THEY USE EXCLUSIVELY ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE OF MANHATTAN … INSTEAD OF THE REAL AMERICAN CHOICE OF SPLENDA AND EQUAL.”

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Lisa Casey on more cheap shots at Kagan.

“No Sicilian Civilian can refuse any request on his daughter’s of the Harvard community to exclude military recruiting on a LGBT wedding day.”

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:  Everybody Shut the F*** Up and Confirm Elena Kagan Already!

“DRILL BABY, DRILL IS NOT ONLY HEALTHY FOR THE ECONOMY, BUT ALSO PROVIDES YOU WITH YOUR DAILY DOSE OF HIGHLY-BENEFICIAL FISH OIL.”

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BP’s Latest ‘Solution” at All Hat No Cattle.

Mad Kane’s Leery About Elena

Dan Kurtzman with Lewis Black: Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette’s.

“NOW, WE’RE NOT NECESSARILY SAYING THAT JUD-GY GARLAND HIMSELF IS QUEER, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ‘JUDGE’ A PERSON BY THE ORIENTATION OF THEIR FANS.”