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October 28th, 2009

Karzai’s Brother Denies Opium Trading, Claims He Merely Likes Poppy Seed Bagels

“HAVE THINGS REACHED A POINT WHERE A MAN CAN’T EVEN SIT DOWN IN THE BAZAAR WITH ELAINE BENES, AND ENJOY A SHMEAR OF LOW-FAT CREAM CHEESE ON A POPPY SEED BAGEL.”

September 16th, 2008

Carly Fiorina: Palin Not Qualified to Feed McCain Farina

“YANKEE BEAN, YANKEE BEAN … McCAIN … LIKES HIS … YANKEE BEAN.”

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