“BASED ON HIS  SCURRILOUS CHARGES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE MERELY WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES OF INSURANCE COMPANIES, WE NOW PROPOSE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE MR. WEINER TO GET A ‘REFERRAL’ BEFORE SPEAKING, TO PAY OUT-OF-POCKET FOR THE HOUSE PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, AND TO EXPEL HIM FOR THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF HAVING BALLS AND A BRAIN.”

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BuzzFlash on Anthem’s Rate Hikes:  Ordinary Americans Are Better at Selling Healthcare Reform Than Democrats.

One Good Move with The Daily Show on the Regressive Mr. Beck.

Bush v. Crist, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy.

“LET’S FACE IT, WITH ALL THESE DIM-WITS SPENDING MONEY ON CARFARE, HOTEL ACCOMODATIONS AND LET’S NOT FORGET TEABAGS, BY THE END OF THE FOURTH QUARTER, THIS COUNTRY IS POISED TO GROW LIKE A MALIGNANT TUMOR.”

“THESE PIES ARE BEING MADE FROM HIPPIE COMMUNISTIC ORGANIC APPLES, WHICH ARE PICKED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND WHICH THE ADMINISTRATION PLANS TO DISTRIBUTE AS PART OF THEIR SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.”

“SO MUCH FOR BI-PIE-TISANSHIP.”

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Bobby Jindal as the New ‘Hoover’, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Most Wealthy Liberals Won’t Back Progressive Media.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons

“ZESE REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE CRAZY CYBORGS WITH NO FEELINGS, AND UNLESS VEE GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE THEY AREN’T BORN, THE WHOLE WORLD, AND NOT JUST CAL-EE-FORNIA, MIGHT COME TO AN END.”

“BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED WITH THIS STATE, IT’LL BE CALLED ‘SLUMDOG LOUISIANA’.”

‘WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AS YOUR LIFELINE?”

“I’M FOR BATTLING THE GREAT DEPRESSION, EIGHTY YEARS AFTER I WAS AGAINST IT.”

Hoover’s spiritual heir, Lindsey Graham, is the BuzzFlash GOP Hypocrite of the Week, for eagerly taking stimulus money after denouncing it. And The NY Times on some of the other Republicans taking the ”Hypocritic Oath.”

Lisa Casey on the “Have$ vs. the Have Not$.”

Demetri Martin’s Creedocide, for Rats – at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

“LET’S FACE IT, THE GOVERNMENT NEVER CREATED A SINGLE HAND-JOB.”

“WE TOLD OUR VOTERS TO HOLD THEIR BREATH UNTIL THE GOP REGAINS POWER, OR THE SECOND COMING, WHICH MAY ACTUALLY BE THE SAME THING.” 

Story here.

“WE’RE ISSUING A FATWA AGAINST THE ‘PROFIT RUPERT’  — FOR BEING  RACIST, TONE DEAF AND COMPLETELY LAME.”

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New York Post clearly earns BuzzFlash’s Media PUTZ of the Week.

Madkane’s Ode To Roland Burris.

Obama’s Blackberry Withdrawal, at All Hat No Cattle.

Conan and Colbert’s Dance-Off, via Dan Kurtzman.

“THERE WAS NO RACIAL INTENT WHATSOEVER; YOU HAVE TO SEE THINGS FROM MY PERSPECTIVE.”

Sam Stein at HuffPost with the story.