
“AN INDEPENDENT PANEL HAS CONCLUDED THAT GENERATIONS OF ‘BAD TEETH’ CAN NOW BE ATTRIBUTED TO EXTREME COST-CUTTING MEASURES BY BRITISH DENTISTS … THE USE OF SEA WATER FOR DENTAL FILLINGS.”


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“AN INDEPENDENT PANEL HAS CONCLUDED THAT GENERATIONS OF ‘BAD TEETH’ CAN NOW BE ATTRIBUTED TO EXTREME COST-CUTTING MEASURES BY BRITISH DENTISTS … THE USE OF SEA WATER FOR DENTAL FILLINGS.”


“IF THEY WIN, WE’LL FORGO ALL CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BP. IF WE WIN, THEY’LL HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME, DEFEAT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY, AND SAVE ME FROM A TOXIC FLOW OF WASTE THAT NO ONE SEEMS ABLE TO STOP.”
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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Trans-Atlantic BP war: Dear Britain: Obama Doesn’t Need My Defense, But …

“THE LATEST POLL REFLECTS A VIRTUAL 50-50 SPLIT: HALF THE PUBLIC FAVORS WATERBOARDING, WHILE THE OTHER HALF APPEARS TO PREFER ”TAR BALL AND FEATHERING‘.”


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One Good Move with Indecision 2010 – Primary Victory for Women.

“THE ONLY REAL DOWNSIDE IS, THE ANCIENT CITY OF ATLANTIS ACTUALLY HAS TOUGHER REGULATORS THAN THE LOST CITY OF D.C.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: At The Mercy of the Global Corporations.
Lisa Casey on the BP Global Scream.
BartCopE! Mashups, featuring The Fab Four.

BP's COO DOUG SUTTLES
“SINCE WE’VE NOW EXHAUSTED ALL OF OUR IDEAS, WE FIGURED WE’D JUST REVERT TO OUR CHILDHOOD IMAGINATION, AND HAVE THE CHINESE TUNNEL UP UNDER THE WELL FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on BP’s Long History of Wreaking Worldwide Havoc.
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