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		<title>Gay Activists Now Target DADT&#8217;s Last Bastion: The Republican Party</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/12/26/gay-activists-now-target-dadts-last-bastion-the-republican-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 19:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coming off perhaps their biggest victory yet with the repeal of the military&#8217;s &#8220;Don&#8217;t Ask Don&#8217;t Tell&#8221; policy, the leading gay and lesbian civil rights organizations are now planning to take on the last U.S. institution to follow this outdated policy: The Republican Party itself. David Brock of  Media Matters, who served as a key [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coming off perhaps their biggest victory yet with the repeal of the military&#8217;s &#8220;Don&#8217;t Ask Don&#8217;t Tell&#8221; policy, the leading gay and lesbian civil rights organizations are now planning to take on the last U.S. institution to follow this outdated policy: The Republican Party itself.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="david brock" src="http://www.mediaite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Brock-MSNBC.png" alt="" width="326" height="184" /></p>
<p>David Brock of  <em>Media Matters</em>, who served as a key leader of the campaign to repeal DADT in the armed forces, admitted that &#8220;this may well the most daunting task faced by the LGBT community, since the uber-macho culture of the GOP makes the United States Marine Corps look like a Sunday afternoon tea party.&#8221;</p>
<p>Brock, the ex-conservative who now exposes his former right-wing colleagues, added that &#8220;if a Ken Mehlman can be openly wedded to the Republican Party, then same-sex marriage should be a walk in the park.&#8221;</p>
<p>Not surprisingly,  John McCain immediately registered his objections, stating on the Senate floor that the GOP &#8220;simply cannot  afford such a radical change, particularly in the middle of the War Against Obama.&#8221; McCain later told Bill O&#8217;Reilly: &#8220;Just imagine how it would feel to suddenly wake up one morning and discover that the Chamber of Commerce lobbyist you&#8217;re in bed with &#8230; <em>is actually gay</em>!&#8221;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="john mccain" src="http://www.ontopmag.com/images/ArticleImages/john_mccain_dadt_senate_floor.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></p>
<p>Senator Lindsey Graham also expressed grave concerns about reversing GOP policy, stating &#8220;once we, I mean &#8216;they,&#8217; come out of the Log Cabin, the Republicans may have to actually start acting like the party of Lincoln.&#8221;  Graham also questioned &#8220;how we&#8217;re supposed to concentrate on showering the wealthy with tax breaks, if we&#8217;re worried about showering next to homosexuals in the Senate steam room.&#8221;</p>
<p>On the House side, Speaker-in-waiting John Boehner similarly rejected the notion of gays serving openly in the GOP, telling FOX News that &#8220;the<em> last</em> thing we need is a party populated by overly sensitive types who are prone to fits of crying.&#8221;</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="john boehner crying" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VvWQp_OOM8s/TQiAuybSdfI/AAAAAAAAA8M/SAXjgJAyBAM/s1600/boner+crying+NEW.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="131" /></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.buzzflash.com/node/12140">When is US Government Secrecy and Censorship Like the Old Soviet Union?</a>&#8211; at BuzzFlash.</p>
<p>Madkane&#8217;s <a title="Permanent Link to A Tragic Limerick Ode To John McCain" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2010/12/19/john-mccain-dadt/">Tragic Limerick Ode To John McCain.</a></p>
<p>Crooks And Liars on <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/nicole-belle/who-were-big-crooks-and-liars-2010">Who Were The Big Crooks And Liars Of 2010?</a></p>
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		<title>DADT Repeal Allows Gays Out of Closet, But McCain Stays In Cave Like Japanese WWII Holdouts</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/12/19/john-mccain-still-fighting-dadt-repeal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 15:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;MY FRIENDS, IT&#8217;S STILL NOT TOO LATE TO FIX THIS HORRENDOUS LAW, BY LIMITING IT TO TWO YEARS AND  ONLY TO THE RICHEST GAYS IN THE MILITARY, MAKING MORE THAN $250,000 A YEAR.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- BuzzFlash&#8217;s Mark Karlin: CNN-Sonsored GOP Presidential Debate To Include Tea Party. BartCopE! with some great links to Krugman, Hightower and others.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="JOHN McCain" src="http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/host.madison.com/content/tncms/assets/editorial/1/c8/130/1c8130cc-fcc3-11df-afae-001cc4c03286-revisions/4cf562fda7095.preview-300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;MY FRIENDS, IT&#8217;S STILL NOT TOO LATE TO FIX THIS HORRENDOUS LAW, BY LIMITING IT TO TWO YEARS AND  ONLY TO THE RICHEST GAYS IN THE MILITARY, MAKING MORE THAN $250,000 A YEAR.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</strong></p>
<p>BuzzFlash&#8217;s Mark Karlin:<a href="http://blog.buzzflash.com/node/12110"> CNN-Sonsored GOP Presidential Debate To Include Tea Party</a>.</p>
<p>BartCopE! with some great links to<a href="http://suprmchaos.com/bcEnt-Sat-121810.index.html"> Krugman, Hightower and others</a>.</p>
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		<title>Mixed Verdict on DADT, DREAM Act Sends a Very Clear Message</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/12/18/senate-votes-dadt-dream-act/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Dec 2010 01:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;APPARENTLY, GAYS CAN NOW  SERVE OPENLY IN THE U.S. MILITARY &#8230; AS LONG AS THEY DON&#8217;T SING ANY SONGS BY RICKY MARTIN.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="brian williams" src="http://www.mrc.org/profiles/williams/image002.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;APPARENTLY, GAYS CAN NOW  SERVE </strong><strong>OPENLY </strong><strong>IN THE U.S. MILITARY &#8230; AS LONG AS THEY DON&#8217;T SING ANY SONGS BY RICKY MARTIN.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="ricky martin" src="http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ricky-martin-is-so-gay-photos.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="327" /></p>
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		<title>Cindy McCain Admits She&#8217;s Bi-Textual</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/11/13/cindy-mccain-dont-ask-dont-tell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 22:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. &#8230;.But I stand by my husband&#8217;s stance on DADT.&#8221; {Actual Tweet by CindyhM1} Full story at HuffPost.]]></description>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #993366;">&#8220;I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to  be a part of it.</span> <em>&#8230;.But I stand by my husband&#8217;s stance on DADT.&#8221; </em></strong><em>{Actual Tweet by </em>CindyhM1}</p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/13/cindy-mccain-dont-ask-dont-tell_n_783146.html">Full story at HuffPost</a>.</p>
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		<title>Stunner: Palin and Bachmann To Support Repeal of &#8216;Don&#8217;t Ask, Don&#8217;t Tell&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/04/08/palin-bachmann-repeal-dont-ask-dont-tell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 02:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;WITH OBAMA&#8217;S POLICY OF UNILATERAL NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT, OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BRING BACK THE &#8216;ENOLA GAY&#8216;.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; From Nukes, to Smokin&#8217; in the Boys Room &#8212; at All Hat No Cattle. Dan Kurtzman with The Dumbest Political Quotes of 2010 (So Far).]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;WITH OBAMA&#8217;S POLICY OF UNILATERAL </strong><strong>NUCLEAR </strong><strong>DISARMAMENT, OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO BRING BACK THE &#8216;<em><span style="color: #993366;">ENOLA GAY</span></em>&#8216;.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong><img class="alignnone" title="ENOLA GAY" src="http://www.thewe.cc/thewei/&amp;/&amp;/images4/photos/bombs.jpe" alt="" width="498" height="332" /></strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</strong></p>
<p>From Nukes, to <a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/4-8-10_smoking_on_airplane.htm">Smokin&#8217; in the Boys Room</a><strong> &#8212; </strong>at All Hat No Cattle.<strong></strong></p>
<p>Dan Kurtzman with<strong> </strong><a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-dumb-quotes.htm">The Dumbest Political Quotes of 2010 (So Far).</a></p>
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		<title>Who DADT Dere Gonna Beat THIS &#8216;Ain&#8217;t&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/02/02/john-mccain-dont-ask-dont-tell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;M SO EMBARRASSED BY MY HYPOCRISY ON &#8216;DON&#8217;T ASK DON&#8217;T TELL, THAT I SHOULD REALLY BE WEARING PLASTIC INSTEAD OF PAPER.&#8221; &#8211;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- P.M, Carpenter at BuzzFlash on GOP Overconfidence. Lisa Casey on the latest Palin Shenanigans.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 308px"><img title="SAINTS FANS" src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060423/060423_draft_vmed_5p.widec.jpg" alt="JOHN McCAIN" width="298" height="404" /><p class="wp-caption-text">JOHN McCAIN</p></div>
<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;M SO EMBARRASSED BY MY HYPOCRISY ON &#8216;DON&#8217;T ASK DON&#8217;T TELL, THAT I SHOULD REALLY BE WEARING PLASTIC INSTEAD OF PAPER.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8211;</strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>P.M, Carpenter at BuzzFlash on <a href="http://blog.buzzflash.com/carpenter/594">GOP Overconfidence</a>.</p>
<p>Lisa Casey on the <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/2-2-10_sarah_palin_retarded.htm">latest Palin Shenanigans</a>.</p>
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		<title>Secret bin Laden Tape Reveals Al Qaeda Strategy to Infiltrate U.S. Military</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/11/11/secret-bin-laden-tape-reveals-al-qaeda-strategy-to-infiltration-army/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<title>Iran&#8217;s Supreme Leader Stops the Recount, Citing Bush v. Gore</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/06/15/irans-supreme-leader-stops-the-recount-citing-bush-v-gore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;IN THE WORDS OF THE GRAND AYATOLLAH NINO SCALIA &#8230; &#8216;FUCK THE VOTE&#8217;.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Stephen Colbert on the North Korean Nutjob, via One Good Move. Madkane on Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;IN THE WORDS OF THE GRAND AYATOLLAH NINO SCALIA &#8230; <em>&#8216;FUCK THE VOTE&#8217;</em>.&#8221; </strong></p>
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<p>Stephen Colbert on the <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2009/06/nutjob.html">North Korean Nutjob</a>, via One Good Move.</p>
<p>Madkane on <a title="Permanent Link to Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell.  Just Sign!" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2009/06/15/dadt/">Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!</a></p>
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