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February 2nd, 2010

Who DADT Dere Gonna Beat THIS ‘Ain’t’

JOHN McCAIN

JOHN McCAIN

“I’M SO EMBARRASSED BY MY HYPOCRISY ON ‘DON’T ASK DON’T TELL, THAT I SHOULD REALLY BE WEARING PLASTIC INSTEAD OF PAPER.”

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P.M, Carpenter at BuzzFlash on GOP Overconfidence.

Lisa Casey on the latest Palin Shenanigans.

November 11th, 2009

Secret bin Laden Tape Reveals Al Qaeda Strategy to Infiltrate U.S. Military

“DON’T WORRY ABOUT OPENLY SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT FOR ‘HOLY JIHAD’ AND ‘DEATH TO THE WEST,’ JUST DON’T REVEAL YOUR AFFECTION FOR BETTE MIDLER.”

June 15th, 2009

Iran’s Supreme Leader Stops the Recount, Citing Bush v. Gore

“IN THE WORDS OF THE GRAND AYATOLLAH NINO SCALIA … ‘FUCK THE VOTE’.”

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Stephen Colbert on the North Korean Nutjob, via One Good Move.

Madkane on Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!

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