“CHRIS, IT’S REALLY NOT SUFFICIENT FOR THE PRESIDENT TO HAVE ‘AL QAEDA SUCKS’ TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD; WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE DONE IS A ‘MUSHROOM CLOUD OVER MOHAMMED’S HEAD.”

“IF TRUMAN HAD BEEN REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE WAR IN THE PACIFIC, HE WOULD’VE RIDDEN THE A-BOMB RIGHT DOWN TO HIROSHIMA.”

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Lisa Casey on Cheney Pretending He’s Not a Shameless Hypocrite, and Harry Shearer on Cheney’s Game.

“SO I SAID, ‘YOUR  HOLINESS, YA’ KNOW THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH USING A LITTLE HOLY WATER TO TEACH SOMEONE RELIGION’.”

“SOMETIMES THE ONLY PUBLIC OPTION FOR A HEALTHY CURE IS TO GIVE SOMEONE A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.”

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Jon Perr on Sheep, Unicorns, Kamikazes and Joe Lieberman.

Lisa Casey on the twin drones named Cheney.

“SEE, IT’S NOT ONLY THE EAST ANGLIA ZEALOTS FEEDING US NONSENSE OVER GLOBAL WARMING, BUT THOSE EAST COAST LIBERALS OVER AT CBS WHO, AFTER 54 YEARS, HAVE FINALLY ABANDONED THE SOAP OPERA THAT THE WORLD IS ROUND.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Senate’s latest Health Care moves.

Jon Stewart does The Healthcare Debate, via One Good Move.

Madkane on Dick Cheney’s Steno Pool.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

“IT’S PRETTY WELL-ESTABLISHED THAT CAPTURING BIN LADEN WOULD HAVE DISTRACTED US FROM DISTRACTING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.”

“WHILE THE INVESTIGATION CONTINUES, THE JURY IS STILL OUT AS TO WHETHER THE CHENEYS WERE PLANNING AN ACTUAL COUP, OR WERE JUST AUDITIONING FOR THE NEW REALITY SHOW, ‘THE REAL DICKHEADS OF WASHINGTON’.” 

“OBAMA IS JUST GIVING THIS TURKEY A PLATFORM TO SEND GOBBLED MESSAGES TO ITS RADICAL VEGETARIAN SUPPORTERS, WHEN HE SHOULD BE KNOCKING THE STUFFING OUT OF THE BIRD, TRYING IT IN GITMO, AND THEN RENDITIONING IT …  TO TURKEY.”

“VICE PRESIDENT?  I’M DICKHEAD THE XIV, AND THE UNITED STATES IS ME.”

Lisa Casey on the Ditherer-in-Chief.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Virginia Foxx in the FOX House.

“SO REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BORN INTO A FAMILY WITH MONEY, FAME AND POLITICAL CONNECTIONS, YOU TOO, WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT, CAN COMPLETELY FUCK UP THE WORLD.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin is motivated to warn: The Public Option Could Easily Unravel Yet.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show on the real motivations of the Catholic Church courting of Anglican priests.

Lisa Casey on the man who breaks the mold on moldy.

Jon Perr:  Study Claims U.S. Health Care System Wastes $700 Billion Annually.