“NOW IF DICK CHENEY HAD BEEN BURIED TEN YEARS AGO, AFTER HIS FIFTH HEART ATTACK, WE WOULDN’T BE BURYING SO MANY YOUNG AMERICANS.”

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Story here.

“THAT’S RIGHT, FIRST WE RESCUE ALL THE MARINE WILDLIFE, AND THEN WE PLUG UP THE LEAK WITH OIL EXECUTIVES, STARTING WITH DICK CHENEY HIMSELF.”

NY Times with the sad truth – on the Minerals Management Service, running roughshod over the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.

“DRILL BABY, DRILL IS NOT ONLY HEALTHY FOR THE ECONOMY, BUT ALSO PROVIDES YOU WITH YOUR DAILY DOSE OF HIGHLY-BENEFICIAL FISH OIL.”

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BP’s Latest ‘Solution” at All Hat No Cattle.

Mad Kane’s Leery About Elena

Dan Kurtzman with Lewis Black: Glenn Beck Has Nazi Tourette’s.

“JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, IT TURNS OUT THAT THE VICE PRESIDENT FROM HALLIBURTON ACTUALLY KEPT THE MAILING LABELS FROM BOTH THE NATIONAL AUDUBON SOCIETY AND THE PARALYZED VETERANS OF AMERICA … WITHOUT EVEN MAKING A DONATION.”

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Meg White at BuzzFlash:  BP, Transocean and Halliburton’s  Dodge Ball Version of the Blame Game.

Lisa Casey with an appropriate message for BP.

“AFTER JUST 45 SECONDS WE’LL HAVE HIM BLUBBERING, AS OPPOSED TO THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, WHICH PLANS TO TRY HIM IN THE CIVILIAN COURTS OF ‘THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS’.”

“WE’RE NOT SURE HE CAN HELP US WIN, BUT AT LEAST HIS MERE PESENCE WILL KEEP THE ICE SUFFICIENTLY CHILLED IN THE FACE OF GLOBAL WARMING.”

“IT’S PLAIN TO ME WE HAVE TO KEEP SHITTING ON THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT’S HEAD WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE,  SINCE IT APPEARS THE BASTARD’S HEART HAS NINE LIVES.”

“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”

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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’

“I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE HAD AN INTERNATIONALLY SANCTIONED METHOD OF SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF TERRORISTS … AND TO PLACATE THE LIBERAL WUSSES, WE CAN EVEN HAND OUT MEDALS.”

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Lisa Casey’s take on the Cheney message.

“KEITH, IT’S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO TRY THE LIKES OF CHENEY, LIMBAUGH AND BECK IN A CIVILIAN COURT.  ONLY A WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL IS APPROPRIATE …  GIVEN THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT THEY POSE TO CIVILIZATION.”