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February 22nd, 2010

Dick Cheney Inspires a New ‘Colon Bowel Doctrine’

“IT’S PLAIN TO ME WE HAVE TO KEEP SHITTING ON THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT’S HEAD WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE,  SINCE IT APPEARS THE BASTARD’S HEART HAS NINE LIVES.”


February 15th, 2010

Cheney Finally Backs Off Waterboarding, in Favor of ‘Luging’

“I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE HAD AN INTERNATIONALLY SANCTIONED METHOD OF SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF TERRORISTS … AND TO PLACATE THE LIBERAL WUSSES, WE CAN EVEN HAND OUT MEDALS.”

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Lisa Casey’s take on the Cheney message.

January 9th, 2010

Obama Refuses to Admit We’re at War … With Right-Wingers!

“KEITH, IT’S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH TO TRY THE LIKES OF CHENEY, LIMBAUGH AND BECK IN A CIVILIAN COURT.  ONLY A WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL IS APPROPRIATE …  GIVEN THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT THEY POSE TO CIVILIZATION.”

January 8th, 2010
December 30th, 2009

Cheney Claims Truman Pretended We Weren’t at War With Japan

“IF TRUMAN HAD BEEN REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THE WAR IN THE PACIFIC, HE WOULD’VE RIDDEN THE A-BOMB RIGHT DOWN TO HIROSHIMA.”

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Lisa Casey on Cheney Pretending He’s Not a Shameless Hypocrite, and Harry Shearer on Cheney’s Game.

March 16th, 2009

Cheney Asserts Jack Bauer’s Too Soft on Terrorists

Dick Cheney on CNN

“NOW, BAUER APPARENTLY NEEDS A FULL 24 HOURS TO BREAK THE BAD GUYS; IN THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, WE FINISHED OUR WATERBOARDING EVEN BEFORE OUR MORNING COFFEE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The Rich Get Richer, via Lisa Casey.

Meg White at BuzzFlash on more dreck from Glenn Beck.