“IT’S PLAIN TO ME WE HAVE TO KEEP SHITTING ON THE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT’S HEAD WITH OVERWHELMING FORCE,  SINCE IT APPEARS THE BASTARD’S HEART HAS NINE LIVES.”

“I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE HAD AN INTERNATIONALLY SANCTIONED METHOD OF SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF TERRORISTS … AND TO PLACATE THE LIBERAL WUSSES, WE CAN EVEN HAND OUT MEDALS.”

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Lisa Casey’s take on the Cheney message.

“IT JUST SERVES TO SIGNAL WEAKNESS TO OUR ADVERSARIES, SUCH AS THE AFGHAN HOUND. AND NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS GUY OBAMA, WHO DOESN’T HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE, IS EVEN BOWING TO HIS OWN DOG.”

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Buzz Flash’s Mark Karlin on the Failure of Military-Industrial Complex: Won WW II Against Two Advanced Military Powers in 4 Years But Can’t Defeat Taliban in 8!

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“You really got in the Cheneys’ ass Larry! You immediately got in that ass. You opened that asshole up and you pulled that asshole open, stepped inside, and spray painted ‘Larry Was Here.’  Fuck their whole assholes up. You ate snicker bars, threw the wrapper on the ground. Then stepped out on their ass – and you left that asshole wide open so those motherfuckers knew you been there.”

Kudos to “Larry” — Here’s the video:

EXTREMISM IN THE DEFENSE OF DICK-HEADEDNESS IS A VICE  .. VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY.

“WE PLAN TO IMMEDIATELY SEND THE FORMER VP TO GITMO, WITH FREE DAILY COLONOSCOPIES … HOW ELSE CAN WE GUARANTEE THAT HE STOPS TALKING OUT OF HIS ASS.”

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Madkane’s Ode To Tropical Breeze Colonoscopies,  and Lisa Casey on the Man Who Wouldn’t Leave.

BuzzFlash on Obama’s Disappointment of Human Rights Advocates.

Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s Auto-Neurotic Gas Fixation, and Bob Graham on Colbert.