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Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat To Be Filled by Captain Kirk

Don Davis — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:00:53 +0000

“I’LL BE BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE – TRYING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THE�KLINGONS IN CONGRESS THAT CALL THEMSELVES ‘CONSERVATIVES’.”

[The real story on the Paul Kirk appointment.]

GOP Already Goes After Paul Kirk, JFK Librarian, With Library Cop

Don Davis — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:54:13 +0000

“OK, WISE GUY, I KNOW YOU TOOK OUT PROFILES IN COURAGE OVER 27 YEARS AGO, AND NOW YOU OWE OVER $13 MILLION IN FINES.”

Mass. Governor Appoints Dukakis’ Tank to Senate Seat

Don Davis — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:27:06 +0000

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“WHEN IT COMES TO HEALTH CARE REFORM, WHAT WE REALLY NEED IN WASHINGTON IS SOMETHING THAT CAN ROLL OVER THE REPUBLICANS AND BLUE DOGS … AND WE DON’T CARE IF IT LEAVES TRACKS.”

CITING TAINTED IMPORTS, KISSINGER REGRETS ‘OPENING’ TO CHINA

Don Davis — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:46:34 +0000

“ALL ZAT I��EVER REALLY VANTED WAS A DECENT KUNG PAO; WHO KNEW VEE WOULD END UP��POISONING FIDO AND BRUSHING OUR TEETH WITH ANTIFREEZE.”

NOW AS FAR AS DEESTROYING CAMBODIA, WE KNEW EXACTLY VOT WE WERE DOING.”