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September 24th, 2009

Ted Kennedy’s Senate Seat To Be Filled by Captain Kirk

“I’LL BE BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE – TRYING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THE KLINGONS IN CONGRESS THAT CALL THEMSELVES ‘CONSERVATIVES’.”

[The real story on the Paul Kirk appointment.]

September 23rd, 2009

GOP Already Goes After Paul Kirk, JFK Librarian, With Library Cop

Paul Kirk

“OK, WISE GUY, I KNOW YOU TOOK OUT PROFILES IN COURAGE OVER 27 YEARS AGO, AND NOW YOU OWE OVER $13 MILLION IN FINES.”

September 23rd, 2009

Mass. Governor Appoints Dukakis’ Tank to Senate Seat

 

“WHEN IT COMES TO HEALTH CARE REFORM, WHAT WE REALLY NEED IN WASHINGTON IS SOMETHING THAT CAN ROLL OVER THE REPUBLICANS AND BLUE DOGS … AND WE DON’T CARE IF IT LEAVES TRACKS.”

June 29th, 2007

CITING TAINTED IMPORTS, KISSINGER REGRETS ‘OPENING’ TO CHINA

“ALL ZAT I¬†EVER REALLY VANTED WAS A DECENT KUNG PAO; WHO KNEW VEE WOULD END UP¬†POISONING FIDO AND BRUSHING OUR TEETH WITH ANTIFREEZE.”

NOW AS FAR AS DEESTROYING CAMBODIA, WE KNEW EXACTLY VOT WE WERE DOING.”

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