“WE ALWAYS KNEW REPUBLICANS WERE DINOSAURS … BUT NOW WE’VE REALLY GOT THEM BY THE BONES.”
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“WE ALWAYS KNEW REPUBLICANS WERE DINOSAURS … BUT NOW WE’VE REALLY GOT THEM BY THE BONES.”
“BETTER GET SCALIA AND THOMAS ON THE PHONE. WE’RE GETTIN’ FLUSHED FASTER THAN JOE THE PLUMBER’S CREDIBILITY.”
“BY THE END OF TOMORROW, ‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ WILL BE JUST ABOUT THE ONLY WORKING MAN WITH HIS HEAD UP THE CRACK OF HIS ASS.”
“PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST VOTING FOR OBAMA-BIDEN, THEY’RE WRITING LENGTHY ESSAYS ON HOW THE REPUBLICANS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.”
“NOW, I JUST TELL ‘EM, IF YOU’RE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT CAN’T DECIDE BETWEEN CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA, THEN I’M YOUR MAN.”
“IF A REPUBLICAN LIKE ME TAXES BIG OIL AND GIVES THE REVENUE TO THE PEOPLE, THAT’S POPULISM. IF A DEMOCRAT LIKE BARACK OBAMA DOES IT, THAT’S CLEARLY SOCIALISM.”
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Meg White at BuzzFlash on “Pinko” Palin and Her Socialist State, and Stephen Colbert on Obama The Socialist, at One Good Move.
“IF YOU CAST YOUR VOTE FOR McCAIN-PALIN, THEY’LL SLICE AND DICE THIS COUNTRY UP SO MUCH, IT’LL LOOK LIKE IT’S BEEN THROUGH THE VEG-O-MATIC. BUT WAIT, THAT’S NOT ALL. IF YOU VOTE FOR THE GOP TICKET, I’LL GIVE YOU A LIFETIME GUARANTEE THAT YOU’LL BE LIVING ON SHOESTRING POTATOES AND A SHOESTRING BUDGET.”
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Staying on topic, Lisa Casey with a new definition of insanity.
“SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THE JEWS AIN’T TOO HANDY, I COULD MAKE AT LEAST $250K OVER THERE, JUST SHOWIN ‘EM HOW TO JIGGLE THE TOILET HANDLE.”
Story at Huffington Post.
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