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Obama Explains Why McCain is More Like Bush Than Cheney

Don Davis — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:26:28 +0000

“YA SEE, JOHN McCAIN IS NOT A COLD HEARTLESS BASTARD LIKE DICK CHENEY, HE’S JUST AN OUT-OF-TOUCH�DUMB SONUVABITCH WHO DOESN’T GET IT.”

Norm Jenson with the speech, and BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter: Obama to McCain and Country: Enough Already.

Obama Speech at Mile High Stadium Covered by John Madden

Don Davis — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:42:28 +0000

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“AND, THAT’S THE THING.� YA’ GOT THE DEMOCRATS GOIN’�WITH A�GREAT AFRICAN-AMERICAN QUARTERBACK, �A STRONG GROUND GAME, AND A�POWERFUL HEADWIND AT THEIR BACK, AGAINST AN OLD TEAM�LED BY A GUY WHO REMEMBERS THE T-FORMATION … AND BOOM!��IT LOOKS LIKE THE REPUBLICANS ARE TOAST.”

Hillary Tries to Turn ‘PUMAs’ Into ‘NIKEs’

Don Davis — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:41:27 +0000

VOTE FOR BARACK –

In a similar vein, P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Hillary to Base: Grow Up.

GOP to Counter Michelle Obama With Cindy McCain’s Childhood ‘Hardships’

Don Davis — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:06:00 +0000

“MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Michelle Obama as the American Dream, and Norm Jenson�has Michelle’s�”pitch-perfect” speech .

Lisa Casey presents Citizen McCain.

Dan Kurtzman with Joe Biden’s Wit and Wisdom.

Madkane on Kristol-izing Feminism.

Dems Fear Bill Clinton Will Refuse to Leave the Stage — Literally!

Don Davis — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:23:10 +0000

“IF YOU THINK MY 1988 SPEECH WAS LONG, �I CAN FILIBUSTER THIS THING TO THE END OF 2008!

Bill’s dissatisfaction, at Huffington Post.

Obama to Speak at Mile High Stadium; McCain to Join Mile High Club

Don Davis — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 02:24:04 +0000

“BY HAVING SEX WITH CINDY IN HER PRIVATE JET, I’LL SHOW HOW I CAN REALLY FUCK OVER THE COUNTRY.”

[Crooks & Liars with the story.]

And Lisa Casey says McCain Mixes Up His Times Tables with his Geography.

Madkane writes Barack a Dear Obama�letter.

Hillary’s ‘Journey’: Just a ‘Small Town Girl’ Who ‘Won’t Stop Believing’

Don Davis — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:21:40 +0000

Just a small town girl, livin’ in Goldwater world
She took the midnight train .. to Wellesley
Just a country boy, fell in love with Hill at Yale
Took the Rhodes to Oxford, but never did in-hale

Bill’s two terms seemed to end too soon
Fighting off the impeachment doom
Now Hill’s rightful turn is filled with gloom
It goes on and on and on and on

Don’t stop believin’
Hold on to the feelin’ ….

A DAVID CHASE PRODUCTION