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Right Wingers to Run NY-23 Loser Hoffman Again, in NYC Marathon

Don Davis — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:50:33 +0000

“WHAT WE NEED IS A REAL AMERICAN TO WIN THE MARATHON, NOT SOME GUY WHOSE ‘RUNNING’ CREDENTIALS MIRROR OBAMA’S.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Hoffman Getting His Teabags Dunked!

NY-23 Voters Mistake Doug Hoffman’s Calls for Robocalls

Don Davis — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:45:48 +0000

“THE THING THAT REALLY FOOLED ME WAS WHEN HE SAID: ‘IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MY POSITIONS, PRESS 666‘.”

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Exhibit� ”A” on� Mr. Automaton:

Shocking Revelation About Doug Hoffman Imperils Right-Wing Scheme in NY-23

Don Davis — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:59:27 +0000

“IT PROBABLY SHOULD� SURPRISE NO ONE THAT MR. HOFFMAN WAS ARTIFICIALLY CONCEIVED IN A LAB, THE PRODUCT OF THE DEVIL SEED OF BOTH STEVE FORBES AND THE CLUB FOR GROWTH’S STEPHEN MOORE.”

Abdullah Abdullah Quits Afghan Race, to Run in Upstate NY

Don Davis — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:04:14 +0000

“I’M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THEY MEANT, BUT GLENN BECK AND SARAH PALIN CALLED, SAYING THEY LIKED THIS DOUG HOFFMAN GUY, BUT THEY REALLY WANTED SOMEONE WITH ROOTS BACK TO THE 13th CENTURY.”