“WHAT WE NEED IS A REAL AMERICAN TO WIN THE MARATHON, NOT SOME GUY WHOSE ‘RUNNING’ CREDENTIALS MIRROR OBAMA’S.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Hoffman Getting His Teabags Dunked!

“THE THING THAT REALLY FOOLED ME WAS WHEN HE SAID: ‘IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MY POSITIONS, PRESS 666‘.”

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Exhibit  ”A” on  Mr. Automaton:

“IT PROBABLY SHOULD  SURPRISE NO ONE THAT MR. HOFFMAN WAS ARTIFICIALLY CONCEIVED IN A LAB, THE PRODUCT OF THE DEVIL SEED OF BOTH STEVE FORBES AND THE CLUB FOR GROWTH’S STEPHEN MOORE.”

“I’M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THEY MEANT, BUT GLENN BECK AND SARAH PALIN CALLED, SAYING THEY LIKED THIS DOUG HOFFMAN GUY, BUT THEY REALLY WANTED SOMEONE WITH ROOTS BACK TO THE 13th CENTURY.”