“PALIN’S GOT SPUNK. I HATE SPUNK!”

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT! EVEN WITHOUT AUDIO, IT’S CLEAR THAT SARAH PALIN STILL DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S TALKING ABOUT!

“REMEMBER, DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME GOING AFTER JOE BIDENE, JUST ATTACK BARACKE OBAMA AS A GUYE WHOSE BIG EARS MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE MR. POTATOE HEADE.”

“JOE BIDEN HAS TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO CALL SARAH PALIN A BEE-HIVE-HEADED HO, HUMP HER LEG, AND SAY SHE’S JUST ANOTHER BUSH WITH A BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

George Lakoff at BuzzFlash: A Brief Guide to the Debates.

Lisa Casey weighs in on Putin rearing his head in … Venezuela!

Juan Cole on: Palin on Hamas.

Politics, Humor and High Culture, at BartCop E!

“TODAY, GERALD FORD WAS EATEN BY WOLVES, AND I WAS BEATEN INTO SUBMISSION BY FOX NEWS AND THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN, WHO WANTED MSNBC TO RID CHRIS MATTHEWS AND OLBERMANN FROM THE ANCHOR CHAIRS.” 

Story at Huffington Post.

“MY FRIENDS, IF THE VOTERS COULD ONLY SEE BUT NOT HEAR SARAH PALIN, LIKE SILENT MOVIE STAR DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS, THERE’S A CHANCE THEY’D VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO’S NEVER TRAVELED BEYOND FAIRBANKS.” 

1. WHAT WOULD BE THE TOP PRIORITY OF A McCAIN ADMINISTRATION: MORE WARS, OR MORE WARS ON THE MIDDLE CLASS?

2. FOR SOMEONE BORN DURING THE GREAT DEPRESSION, YOU SURE DON’T SEEM TO HAVE LEARNED ANY LESSONS FROM THE GREAT DEPRESSION.

3. SENATOR, MY SENIOR DEMOCRATIC COLLEAGUES KNEW AND SERVED WITH JOHN McCAIN. JOHN McCAIN WAS A FRIEND OF THEIRS.  SENATOR, YOU’RE NO LONGER JOHN McCAIN.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The Bailout Vote and the Tyranny of Representative Democracy – P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Profiles in Porridge.

Lisa Casey with a unique perspective on the Congressional Bailout Plan. 

The Daily Show’s World War I, at One Good Move.

Sarah Silverman Wants “JEW” To Vote!!

“VE BELIEVE ZAT SUCH A MOVE VOULD NOT ONLY BE NAIVE AND DANGEROUS, BUT VOULD ALSO VIOLATE ZE GENEVA CONVENTION’S BAN ON TORTURING FOREIGN NATIONALS.”

“I SUDDENLY WOKE UP FROM MY NAP, AND SAW  THE NEGOTIATORS SHAKING HANDS JUST ACROSS THE TABLE. YA’ KNOW, WHEN THEY REARED THEIR DEAL, I SAT ON MY REAR.”

“BY MARGINS OF MORE THAN FOUR TO ONE, REGISTERED VOTERS SAID THAT McCAIN HAD MORE EXPERIENCE AS A DOUCHEBAG, EXHIBITED THE JUDGMENT OF A  DOUCHEBAG, AND WAS MORE LIKELY TO REPRESENT A THIRD TERM OF BUSH DOUCHEBAGGERY.”