“THIS IS THE KIND OF BIBLICAL ‘EYE FOR AN EYE’ APPROACH THAT WE DEMOCRATS HAVE TO BE MORE RECEPTIVE TO, ALTHOUGH WE COULD HAVE BEEN HARSHER WITH A RESOLUTION TO ‘SMITE’ HIM, OR TO HAVE HIM CIRCUMCISED … WHICH BY THE WAY, HE’D BE FULLY COVERED FOR UNDER HIS GOVERNMENT HEALTH PLAN.”

“UNDER OUR PLAN, ‘SICKNESS’ IS ‘HEALTH,’ ‘COVERAGE’ IS ‘DEATH PANELS,’ ‘FREEDOM’ IS ‘FREEDOM TO DIE’ … AND GLENN BECK IS YOUR PROCTOLOGIST.” 

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Joe Wilson is the Disease for Which Democracy Does Not Have Insurance to Cure.

Dan Kurtzman with the round-up on Heckling Joe ‘You Lie’ Wilson.

“NOW, CONGRESSMAN WILSON, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SHOWED UP AT YOUR JOB … AND KNOCKED THE CONFEDERATE FLAG OUT OF YOUR ASS.”

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John Amato at C&L with a balanced look at Obama’s speech.

“NOW, HAVING JUST TALKED TO THIS NATION’S YOUTH ABOUT THE POLICY INTRICACIES OF HEALTH CARE, I WANT TO URGE YOU REPUBLICANS TO RESPECT AUTHORITY, TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING, AND MOST OF ALL … JUST SAY ‘NO‘ TO DRUGS.”

“NOT ONLY IS HE A WEAPON OF HIS OWN ASS DESTRUCTION, BUT HE’S NOW EXCLUSIVELY WORKING FOR CYA (COVER YOUR ASS).”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Why are Winger Pro-Lifers So Against Saving Lives?

Lisa Casey on the warped Joe Wilson’s time warp.

Jon Perr on the 10 Missing GOP Talking Points on Health Care.

“NOT ONLY WILL I BE ALLOWED TO SCREAM AT THE PRIME MINISTER, BUT I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GET MY MOUTH FIXED UNDER THEIR NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE.”

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Forget about wrong place — Lisa Casey on Joe Wilson in the wrong time.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Obama’s speech: What was (re)said, and what’s to come.

“LIKE THE TOWN HALLERS, I HELPED PROVE THAT WHITE FOLKS ALSO YELL OUT IN A PUBLIC THEATER.”

 “IT’S LUCKY I ONLY YELLED ‘YOU LIE’ – SINCE I’M USED TO SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING FOOT!” 

Story and video at HuffPost.

From obscene behavior to Gobbledegook winners, at All Hat No Cattle.

“I CAN TELL YOU THAT FLORIDA REPUBLICANS ARE CONCERNED THAT OBAMA WILL NOT ONLY POLITICIZE THE POLITICAL PROCESS, BUT MIGHT HAVE AN UNDUE INFLUENCE ON THIER NAIVE AND UNEDUCATED CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on The Public Option as the Undead, dividing progressives.

“THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT HAS LEARNED THAT ALTHOUGH STILL DEAD, SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS OBTAINED BETTER HEALTH INSURANCE THAN MOST AMERICANS … FROM AFRICA. AND IF WE DON’T IMMEDIATELY REFORM OUR SYSTEM, COVERAGE FOR THE AVERAGE FAMILY WILL GO UP IN SMOKE LIKE A MUSHROOM CLOUD.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Perrspectives on Health Care Fight; No Echoes of Bush’s Social Security Debacle.

The Dawning of Deception or Still ‘Waiting for Godot’ — Your Choice White House at BuzzFlash.

Republicans Bring “Classiness” To the Classroom, by Madkane.