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The REAL STORY of Bill O’Reilly’s Backing of the Public Option

Don Davis — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:33:47 +0000

“I THINK THE PUBLIC OPTION IS REALLY A GOOD THING; I’LL JUST BE SURPRISED IF THERE AREN’T A LOT OF FOLKS THERE YELLING: ‘HEY MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT SOME MORE ICE ON MY KNEE’.“

Story at Truthdig.

Public Option Endorsed Even by Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber

Don Davis — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:05:52 +0000

“NOW DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE THE COST OF THE LEECHES. AS YOU KNOW, EVEN UNDER OUR BLATANTLY UNDEMOCRATIC FEUDAL SYSTEM, WE DO� OFFER�UNIVERSAL�BLOODLETTING.”

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BuzzFlash has Howard Dean: Reform without a Public Health Insurance Option Is Not Real Reform.

To Deal with the ‘Tea-Birthers,’ Jimmy Carter Proposes a ‘Two-State Solution’

Don Davis — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:33:07 +0000

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“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT�BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those �Sorry� Celebrities.

Teabagger ‘March Controversy’ Finally Resolved by Google Maps

Don Davis — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:11:38 +0000

“A SPOKESMAN FOR GOOGLE SAID: ‘WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA HOW MANY SHOWED UP, BUT IT DOES CLEARLY APPEAR THAT�THEY ALL SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH’.”�

Why Joe Wilson Should’ve Gotten the ‘Seinfeld Punishment’

Don Davis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:15:57 +0000

“THE ‘AYES’ HAVE IT. CONGRESSMAN WILSON HAS TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BUTLER.”

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Even Joe Wilson’s Wife Knows a Nut When She Sees One, at All Hat No Cattle.

FOX News Claims Teabaggers Were a ‘Million Klan’ March

Don Davis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:08:26 +0000

“THE HOODS AND BURNING CROSSES WERE MERELY TO KEEP THE PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WARM, ON A RATHER BRISK, 78 DEGREE D.C.�DAY.”

Doctors Attribute Glenn Beck’s ’9/12 Sickness’ to ’711′

Don Davis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:20:33 +0000

“IT’S CLEAR, WOLF, THAT EVER SINCE GLENN BECK INGESTED THAT ‘YEAR OLD’ HOT DOG, HE SIMPLY CAN’T STOP REGURGITATING THE MOST VILE,�DISGUSTING WASTE MATERIAL.”

Where Were the Teabaggers When Bush Pushed the Medicare Drug Benefit?

Don Davis — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:27:43 +0000

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ONE INSTANCE WHERE BIG GOVERNMENT IS JUSTIFIED, SINCE THE CONSTITUTION AND DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GUARANTEE EVERY AMERICAN THE RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY …�AND THE PURSUIT OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.”

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Jon Perr has some instructive, actually �10 Lessons for Tea Baggers.�

Your Total Entertainment Guide, at BartCopE!

Teabaggers Unleash the ‘Uncivil Whites’ Movement

Don Davis — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:38:09 +0000

“WE HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY WHITE SOUTHERNERS WILL DEPOSE A BLACK PRESIDENT …�AND THAT WHITE CHILDREN AND BLACK CHILDREN WILL NEVER MIX AGAIN.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin hits the same note with No More Code Words: Racism is Public Again.

Robert Reich and the Truth About the Public Option, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.�

Hey Teabaggers: Guess What the ORIGINAL Teabaggers Woulda’ Said

Don Davis — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:16:31 +0000

“HOLY SHIT, YOU MEAN IF WE STAY UNDER�BRITISH CONTROL,�WE’LL ACTUALLY HAVE COMPLETE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE ONE DAY? FUCK THIS,�WE’RE GOING HOME!”