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September 18th, 2009

The REAL STORY of Bill O’Reilly’s Backing of the Public Option

“I THINK THE PUBLIC OPTION IS REALLY A GOOD THING; I’LL JUST BE SURPRISED IF THERE AREN’T A LOT OF FOLKS THERE YELLING: ‘HEY MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT SOME MORE ICE ON MY KNEE’.

Story at Truthdig.

September 17th, 2009

Public Option Endorsed Even by Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber

“NOW DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE THE COST OF THE LEECHES. AS YOU KNOW, EVEN UNDER OUR BLATANTLY UNDEMOCRATIC FEUDAL SYSTEM, WE DO  OFFER UNIVERSAL BLOODLETTING.”

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BuzzFlash has Howard Dean: Reform without a Public Health Insurance Option Is Not Real Reform.

September 16th, 2009

To Deal with the ‘Tea-Birthers,’ Jimmy Carter Proposes a ‘Two-State Solution’

 

“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those “Sorry” Celebrities.

September 15th, 2009

Teabagger ‘March Controversy’ Finally Resolved by Google Maps

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“A SPOKESMAN FOR GOOGLE SAID: ‘WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA HOW MANY SHOWED UP, BUT IT DOES CLEARLY APPEAR THAT THEY ALL SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH’.” 

September 15th, 2009

Why Joe Wilson Should’ve Gotten the ‘Seinfeld Punishment’

“THE ‘AYES’ HAVE IT. CONGRESSMAN WILSON HAS TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BUTLER.”

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Even Joe Wilson’s Wife Knows a Nut When She Sees One, at All Hat No Cattle.

September 15th, 2009

FOX News Claims Teabaggers Were a ‘Million Klan’ March

“THE HOODS AND BURNING CROSSES WERE MERELY TO KEEP THE PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WARM, ON A RATHER BRISK, 78 DEGREE D.C. DAY.”

September 15th, 2009

Doctors Attribute Glenn Beck’s ‘9/12 Sickness’ to ‘711′

“IT’S CLEAR, WOLF, THAT EVER SINCE GLENN BECK INGESTED THAT ‘YEAR OLD’ HOT DOG, HE SIMPLY CAN’T STOP REGURGITATING THE MOST VILE, DISGUSTING WASTE MATERIAL.”

September 14th, 2009

Where Were the Teabaggers When Bush Pushed the Medicare Drug Benefit?

“MY FRIENDS, THIS IS ONE INSTANCE WHERE BIG GOVERNMENT IS JUSTIFIED, SINCE THE CONSTITUTION AND DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE GUARANTEE EVERY AMERICAN THE RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY … AND THE PURSUIT OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.”

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Jon Perr has some instructive, actually “10 Lessons for Tea Baggers.”

Your Total Entertainment Guide, at BartCopE!

September 13th, 2009

Teabaggers Unleash the ‘Uncivil Whites’ Movement

“WE HAVE A DREAM, THAT ONE DAY WHITE SOUTHERNERS WILL DEPOSE A BLACK PRESIDENT … AND THAT WHITE CHILDREN AND BLACK CHILDREN WILL NEVER MIX AGAIN.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin hits the same note with No More Code Words: Racism is Public Again.

Robert Reich and the Truth About the Public Option, at One Good Move.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week. 

September 12th, 2009

Hey Teabaggers: Guess What the ORIGINAL Teabaggers Woulda’ Said

“HOLY SHIT, YOU MEAN IF WE STAY UNDER BRITISH CONTROL, WE’LL ACTUALLY HAVE COMPLETE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE ONE DAY? FUCK THIS, WE’RE GOING HOME!”

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