“FORGET HEALTH CARE, WHEN IT COMES TO REFORMING THE WORLD’S OLDEST PROFESSION, I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN THE PUBLIC OPTION, AND I’M JUST THE MAN TO LEAD THE EFFORT.”

——————————————————————————————————-

Lisa Casey with an undercover operation at the CIA.

“UNDER OUR PLAN, ALL ‘PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS’ WILL BE COVERED, AND ‘PORTABILITY’ WILL EXTEND AS FAR AS ARGENTINA.”

“THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE ACTUALLY ASKED A WOMAN TO PRACTICE PREMATURE WITHDRAWAL.”

The Stormy Daniels candidacy story here.

“MADAME PRESIDENT, I’D LIKE A CHANCE TO ACTUALLY HEAR THE BILL, SET AGAINST THE BACKGROUND OF NEW AGE MUSIC, AND THE BURNING OF AROMATIC CANDLES.”

“NOW, MADAM  SECRETARY-DESIGNATE, I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR HUSBAND DOESN’T TAKE ANY MONEY THAT WILL FORCE YOU TO PROSTITUTE  YOURSELF, BLOW YOUR JOB RESPONSIBILITIES, OR OTHERWISE ENGAGE IN ANY RISKY BUSINESS ON BEHALF OF THIS COUNTRY.”