“WOLF, BATTING AL QAEDA AND THE SHIITE MILITIAS ARE A ‘DAY AT THE BEACH,’ COMPARED TO STOPPING THE ADVANCES OF LARA LOGAN IN THIS LOONEY¬†LOVE TRIANGLE.”

HuffPost with the story.

But I do know that I love Iraq
Don’t care if our¬†troops ever get back
What a Blunderful World this would be

Don’t know much about geography
“Bomb Iran” is¬†a Beach Boys’ melody
On Katrina,¬†I’m a first-class¬†fake
Me and Bush were busy eating cake

But I do know that one and one is three
That’s electoral math that works for me
What a Blunderful World this would be

Now I still claim, to be a straight talker,
Media gives me a pass
So instead of being a real live maverick
I’m just a¬†big ‘ole horse’s ass

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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: John McCain Just Can’t Help Himself.

Late-Night Political Jokes for Dems, via Norm Jenson.

Juan Cole on Suspects’ Right to Court Hearing Affirmed; and Obama Advisors Clash on Troop Strength.

“IT’S MY FERVENT HOPE THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY WILL ACT IN¬†ITS NOMINATION PROCESS AS ‘PROCASTINATORS‘.”

Crooks & Liars with the SNL Clip.

“I REALLY JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW HILLARY LIKES WALKING A MILE IN A BLACK PERSON’S SHOES.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Hillary Clinton’s Hornswoggling, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Norm Jenson with Bill Moyers’ Essay on Reverend Wright.

Dan Kurtzman has the Candidate Loyalty Quizzes.

Sharp Partisan Divide on Character vs. Issues in ’08 Race, at Perrspectives.

Sadrist Crowds Denounce al-Maliki, at Informed Comment.

“HE’S¬†AN EVEN¬†BIGGER JACKASS OFF THE AIR THAN ON.”

Background at HuffPost.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Hillary Clinton’s Strategically Delayed Gratification.

Sadr Demands Reinstatement of Sacked Troops, at Informed Comment. 

Homeland Security’s Latest Gestapo Tactic, at Hollywood Liberal.

“SENATORS LIEBERMAN AND GRAHAM TOLD ME TO GET SMART, AND FOCUS ON THE REAL FOREIGN AGENTS IN IRAQ.”¬†

 

“I HAD TO GO WITH A RE-RUN, SINCE THE WRITERS ARE STILL TRYING TO CATCH UP ON A SIMILAR¬†FANTASY –¬† ‘24′.”

“IN THAT CASE, GENERAL, COULDN’T YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN US A ‘REALITY SHOW’?”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The Daily Show’s Iraq-Me-Petraeus, via One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash Grades Obama, Clinton and McCain on Their Petraeus Qualifying Exams.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Insanity, by the Numbers.

Lisa Casey on the new Florida Gun Law. 

“IT’S ONE THING TO SAY WE’RE ISLAMO-FASCISTS WHO WANT TO DESTROY CIVILIZATION,¬†BUT WHEN YOU CONTINUALLY CALL US “SHIITES,” THAT’S WHEN WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT¬†TO PURSUE OUR FULL REMEDIES IN A COURT OF LAW.”

“I’M ON THE CASE.”

“SOMETIMES THERE ARE UNKNOWNS YOU DON’T KNOW, LIKE … BASRA HAD SHIAS?”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey: Did the Secret Service provide a national service?

Mahablog on Clintonsylvania.