“HELLO, AMERICAN EMBASSY?  I’M CALLING ABOUT MY SON,  LUKE SKYWALKER, WHO’S BECOME INVOLVED IN A RADICAL MOVEMENT.  MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLACE HIM ON THE NO-FLY LIST.”

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Healthcare Reform Poll at BartCopE!, and Lisa Casey on the woman who should be permanently grounded.

“IT’S JUST TOO BAD THAT DARTH VADER MISSED THE LAST SPACESHIP LEAVING EARTH, DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE HAD TO GET HIS ANNUAL OIL AND LUBE JOB ON HIS IRON HEART.”

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Rushbo: If You Live by OxyContin and Chickenhawk Anal Cysts, Then Don’t Complain When You Become the Butt of a Joke.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete coverage on the WH Correspondents Dinner, and Lisa Casey on the Limbaugh/Cheney twin terrors.

Dick, the magic Vigo, lived underground
And plotted to, control the world, so he could wear the crown
Coming back, from cardiac, beat all ghostbuster tricks,
Possessed man-child Bush, and stole his soul, so he could get his kicks

Dick, the magic Vigo, waterboarding undersea
Shredding the Constitution, citing Executive Uni-tary
Taking to evil to new heights, acting oh-so ’Darth Vader-ian’
We’d rather take our chances, with a 16th Century Carpathian

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Best SNL Moments, at One Good Move. 

Hand-off in the Green Zone, at All Hat No Cattle.