“WE BELIEVE SOME OF THE CONTESTANTS HAVE NOT ONLY BEEN JUICING, BASED ON THEIR INCREASED WEIGHTS OF ALMOST 140 POUNDS, BUT IT ALSO APPEARS THEY’VE BEEN CORKING THEIR BROOMS.”

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Curl up with total entertainment at BartCopE!

“WE’RE NOT SURE HE CAN HELP US WIN, BUT AT LEAST HIS MERE PESENCE WILL KEEP THE ICE SUFFICIENTLY CHILLED IN THE FACE OF GLOBAL WARMING.”