“Hey, Leon, do  ya’ think an underwear bomber would go ‘through the gate,’ or go  ‘over-the-fence’ with the ‘no-fly zone’?”

“Don’t really matter, Larry. You just gotta’  get in that underwear bomber’s ass. You open that asshole up and you pull that asshole open, step inside, and spray paint that terrorist motherfucker’s ass. Fuck their whole assholes up. You eat those little airline peanuts, throw the tin foil bag on the ground. Then step out on their ass and leave that asshole wide open so those motherfuckers know you been there.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin deconstrusts the Primal Fear: Bush Terrorized Us and Al Qaeda Won.

“TRUE, OVER 40,000 PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM LACK OF HEALTH INSURANCE.  BUT HAVING SAID THAT, WE SIMPLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT.”

“NOW, WHO BETTER THAN A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE FARRAKHAN, BUT IS NAMED ‘DUBERSTEIN,’ TO RESOLVE CENTURIES OF HATRED AND BLOODSHED.”

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An excellent review of the latest Curb episode by Alan Sepinwall.

“LITTLE DO THEY KNOW IT, BUT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY HAVE THE VOTES TO LIMIT HEALTH INSURANCE TO BAD NECKS … AS A RESULT OF CAR ACCIDENTS OR CUNNILINGUS.”

[A summary of last nite's Curb here.]

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“You really got in the Cheneys’ ass Larry! You immediately got in that ass. You opened that asshole up and you pulled that asshole open, stepped inside, and spray painted ‘Larry Was Here.’  Fuck their whole assholes up. You ate snicker bars, threw the wrapper on the ground. Then stepped out on their ass – and you left that asshole wide open so those motherfuckers knew you been there.”

Kudos to “Larry” — Here’s the video: