“WE ALL CONCEDE TO THE MAN WHO BEST EXPRESSED ANTI-GOVERNMENT RHETORIC, AND  EVENTUALLY PAID WITH HIS LIFE AT THE HAND OF BIGGIE.”

“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”

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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’

“ALTHOUGH HE’S ALREADY DEAD, WE NEED TO TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS TO MAKE SURE HE STAYS SILENT, SO HE DOESN’T REVEAL HE’S JUST ONE OF US.”

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BuzzFlash with Text of Joseph Stack’s anti-tax screed, removed from his site by FBI.

Lisa Casey on the Dickster at CPAC.

Madkane on Dear Obama, Enough With The Voltaire!

Five Swell New Mashups, at BartCopE!

“HELLO, MY NAME IS RUSH LIMBAUGH. WHILE I’M NOT  AS FAT AND OLD AS I USED TO BE, I CAN ASSURE YOU I’M JUST AS IGNORANT AND MISGUIDED.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Wall Street on Welfare: The Trillion Dollar Tab for Riverboat Gamblers on the Dole.

But Lisa Casey asks: Who says Wall Street’s not thankful?

“UNLIKE DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D., I’VE TAKEN THE HYPOCRITIC OATH, AND AM COMMITTED TO DOING ONLY HARM.”

Authors Note: I guess I’ve broken the “Jon Stewart taboo” of not going after 13 year olds. But hey, if he’s old enough to be bar-mitzvahed, he’s a man, and FAIR GAME!

“RUSH SLAMMED ME, PINNED ME, HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A CPAC CHAIR, AND LEFT ME MORE BLOODIED THAN MICKEY ROURKE.” 

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Lisa Casey with Steele’s Limbaugtomy.

Dan Kurtzman has the Jimmy Fallon Debut and more on the Limbaugh-Steele battle.

BuzzFlash interviews Jim Hightower, on 21st Century Populism, and Obama’s Rare Opportunity.

“I’VE BEEN ‘BITTERING’ EVEN BEFORE THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED BY AL GORE – AND NOW ALL MY RIGHT WING DITTOHEADS WILL HAVE THEIR OWN OUTLET TO RELEASE THEIR VENOM.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Limbaugh at CPAC: It’s Not Over Until the Fat Man Rants. 

Louis CK on Conan, on Amazing Technology – at One Good Move.

“THEY STOLE ALL THE NIGHTSTAND BIBLES, FAILED TO TIP THE CHAMBERMAIDS CLAIMING THEY WERE ’ILLEGALS,’ AND REFUSED TO PAY THE HOTEL TAX ON THE GROUNDS IT VIOLATED THEIR PRINCIPLES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash weighs in with CPAC, Limbaugh, and other horror stories from the crypt.

The GOP’s “Havoc- Wreaking” – of Everything! — at All Hat No Cattle.  

Dan Kurtzman has The Week in Political Cartoons.

“ALRIGHT, YOU MANIACS, YOU LUNATICS, AFTER CHECKING OUT ‘EFFIN FREAKS LIKE JOE THE PLUMBER AND JOHN BOLTON, YOU’RE NOW QUALIFIED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT ON THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM.” 

“ATTENTION ALL CPAC ATTENDEES, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MEDS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Lindorff: at BuzzFlash on Obama’s Address to Congress – Transformative Lite?

The New Clean Coal Air Freshener, at One Good Move.

Slumdog Governor, at All Hat No Cattle, and Dan Kurtzman with the Bobby Jindal/Kenneth the Page comparisons.

John Amato on Who Will Become the Key Spokespersons for Obama Administration.