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“WHILE MOST REPUBLICANS SAY THINGS THAT ARE SIMPLY ODIOUS TO THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS … WITH NEWT, AT LEAST NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE’S TALKING ABOUT.”
“BY INSERTING MICRO-COMPUTERS INTO THE WOMBS OF PREGNANT WOMEN, WE CAN HELP FETUSES GET AN EARLY JUMP ON DEVELOPMENT, AND ENTIRELY ELIMINATE THE CURRENT ‘HEAD START’ PROGRAM.”
Lisa Casey with the GOP “Rush” to Oblivion.
“I’VE BEEN ‘BITTERING’ EVEN BEFORE THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED BY AL GORE – AND NOW ALL MY RIGHT WING DITTOHEADS WILL HAVE THEIR OWN OUTLET TO RELEASE THEIR VENOM.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Limbaugh at CPAC: It’s Not Over Until the Fat Man Rants.
Louis CK on Conan, on Amazing Technology – at One Good Move.
“THEY STOLE ALL THE NIGHTSTAND BIBLES, FAILED TO TIP THE CHAMBERMAIDS CLAIMING THEY WERE ’ILLEGALS,’ AND REFUSED TO PAY THE HOTEL TAX ON THE GROUNDS IT VIOLATED THEIR PRINCIPLES.”
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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash weighs in with CPAC, Limbaugh, and other horror stories from the crypt.
The GOP’s “Havoc- Wreaking” – of Everything! — at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman has The Week in Political Cartoons.
“ALRIGHT, YOU MANIACS, YOU LUNATICS, AFTER CHECKING OUT ‘EFFIN FREAKS LIKE JOE THE PLUMBER AND JOHN BOLTON, YOU’RE NOW QUALIFIED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT ON THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM.”
“ATTENTION ALL CPAC ATTENDEES, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MEDS.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Dave Lindorff: at BuzzFlash on Obama’s Address to Congress – Transformative Lite?
The New Clean Coal Air Freshener, at One Good Move.
Slumdog Governor, at All Hat No Cattle, and Dan Kurtzman with the Bobby Jindal/Kenneth the Page comparisons.
John Amato on Who Will Become the Key Spokespersons for Obama Administration.
IF YOU SMACK HIM IN THE HEAD, AND UN-CROSS HIS EYES, HE TURNS INTO A LIBERAL!
“OUR LATEST POLLS SHOW THAT BOTH BARACK OBAMA AND JOHN McCAIN ARE TRAILING TO … JEFFERSON DAVIS.”
I met my old Party
In the gutter last night
They seemed so glad to see my …
Running mate
And we talked about my sell-out
And we drank to spreading fears
NOW crazy, after all these years
Oh, right-wing crazy after all these years
I’m not the kind of man
Who tends to go Church
I used to lean on
Some moderate centrist ways
But I’m now a fool for wingnuts
That whisper in my ears
NOW crazy, after all these years
O’Reilly crazy, after all these years
Barely forty percent, mourning
Evangelical fawning
Throwing my career, a-way
Sarah doesn’t worry
Why should she?
Alaska’s gonna secede
Now I sit, in my campaign bus
And I see the cards
I guess I won’t do some damage
If things go Obama’s way
But I WOULD CLEARLY BE CONVICTED
By a jury of my peers
NOW crazy, after all these years
O’Reilly crazy …
NOW crazy …
NOW crazy … after all these years
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Standing Athwart the Conservative Mess, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.
Yeah, Greenspan, Where’s Your Ayn Rand Now? — at One Good Move.
Country First? – at All Hat No Cattle
Madkane on Sarah the “Intellectual?”
“UNDER SENATOR OBAMA’S TAX PLAN, PETE THE PORN STAR WON’T BE ABLE TO ‘GROW’ HIS BUSINESS, AND HE’LL BE FORCED TO ‘SPREAD HIS SEED’ TO UNDESERVING RECIPIENTS. NOW, THAT’S NOT THE AMERICA WE KNOW AND LOVE.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
NBC’s McCain-Palin Interview, at One Good Move.
American Street with the McCain Insult Watch.
Don’t forget to check out BartCop Entertainment.
“Ya’ see, Marisa, ‘MANURE‘ is not really that bad. The first part is like a ‘Hockey MA,’ and the second part is ‘NEWER’ — as in newer than an old fartface like McCain.”
“I DON’T NEED ANY POLYSYLLABIC POMPOSITY TO PUMMEL McCAIN — HE’S SIMPLY A SHMUCK.”
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