TEABAGGER GETTING ‘BAGGED’ BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS
“EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE IF I COULD JUST GET ‘GOVERNMENT‘ OFF MY BACK.”
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TEABAGGER GETTING ‘BAGGED’ BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS
“EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE IF I COULD JUST GET ‘GOVERNMENT‘ OFF MY BACK.”
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“THEY RIPPED OFF ALL THE BIBLES, FAILED TO TIP THE CHAMBERMAIDS ON THE EXCUSE THEY WERE ILLEGALS, AND BOLTED WITHOUT PAYING THE HOTEL TAX ON THE GROUNDS IT VIOLATED THEIR CORE VALUES.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “Healthcare Reform” as a Boondoggle for Private Insurance, and An Intolerable Burden on the Middle-Aged.
Lisa Casey on the net result of values voters in their own states.
Madkane on Chris Wallace Feels Dissed.
“SENATOR, WHEN AN IMMIGRATION CASE COMES BEFORE ME, I THINK ABOUT MY OWN IMMIGRANT ANCESTORS, AND THE FACT OF HOW DIFFERENT THAT WAS … BECAUSE THEY WERE WHITE.”
“MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT, I’D RATHER HAVE MY CASE JUDGED BY A WISE-ASS LATIN CARTOON CHARACTER … THAN A SO-CALLED ‘CONSERVATIVE’ WHO ONLY WANTS TO CONSERVE THE CORRUPT CORPORATE POWER STRUCTURE.”
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Meg White at BuzzFlash: MSM and Right Wing Groups Team Up to Profit From Supreme Court Nominee Story
One Good Move with one of Bill Maher’s Best New Rules, including a riff on ”Greed ain’t so good.”
Paunchest Pilate at All Hat No Cattle.
“A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE TRADE ASSOCIATION ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT: ‘WE’RE SEEKING NOT ONLY ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES, BUT AUTHORIZATION TO DRESS UP LIKE NATIVE-AMERICANS AND DUMP THE REPUBLICANS RIGHT INTO BOSTON HARBOR’.”
“BY THE TIME WE GET FINISHED KILLING THE GOP’S FUTURE AS A SERIOUS PARTY … JONESTOWN IS GONNA’ LOOK LIKE A TEA PARTY.”
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Lisa Casey weighs in on the “Classy Conservatives.”
Dan Kurtzman has the Teabagging Humor Roundup.
“OK, GUYS, I KNOW ALL YOU WANT IS A SOUVENIR, BUT IF YOU RETURN MY SIZE 12 COLE HAANS, THERE’LL BE NO QUESTIONS ASKED.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin Interviews Rick Perlstein: Barry Goldwater Plumbs the Depths of the Conservative Movement.
The Daily Show’s Queer Eye for the Hawkeye, at One Good Move.
Juan Cole: Obama in Iraq Again Pledges Troop Withdrawal.
“HELLO, MY NAME IS RUSH LIMBAUGH. WHILE I’M NOT AS FAT AND OLD AS I USED TO BE, I CAN ASSURE YOU I’M JUST AS IGNORANT AND MISGUIDED.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Wall Street on Welfare: The Trillion Dollar Tab for Riverboat Gamblers on the Dole.
But Lisa Casey asks: Who says Wall Street’s not thankful?
“UNLIKE DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D., I’VE TAKEN THE HYPOCRITIC OATH, AND AM COMMITTED TO DOING ONLY HARM.”
Authors Note: I guess I’ve broken the “Jon Stewart taboo” of not going after 13 year olds. But hey, if he’s old enough to be bar-mitzvahed, he’s a man, and FAIR GAME!
“WHILE MOST REPUBLICANS SAY THINGS THAT ARE SIMPLY ODIOUS TO THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS … WITH NEWT, AT LEAST NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE’S TALKING ABOUT.”
“BY INSERTING MICRO-COMPUTERS INTO THE WOMBS OF PREGNANT WOMEN, WE CAN HELP FETUSES GET AN EARLY JUMP ON DEVELOPMENT, AND ENTIRELY ELIMINATE THE CURRENT ‘HEAD START’ PROGRAM.”
Lisa Casey with the GOP “Rush” to Oblivion.
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