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July 27th, 2010

GOP Pushes For ‘Conservative’ Infrastructure Spending

“LET’S GET THIS COUNTRY BACK TO WORK BY ERECTING IN EVERY HAMLET, TOWN, AND CITY A GIANT STATUE OF JESUS, HOLDING AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON IN ONE HAND, AND A COPY OF  RONALD REAGAN’S HIT RECORD IN THE OTHER.”

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Missing Iraqi infrastructure billions, at All Hat No Cattle.

The Citizens United decision brings down a responsible company, at BartCopE!

January 18th, 2010

Amazing Dogs Demonstrate ‘Teabagger’ Stupidity

TEABAGGER GETTING ‘BAGGED’ BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

TEABAGGERS GETTING BAGGED BY MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

“EVERYTHING WOULD BE  FINE IF I COULD JUST GET ‘GOVERNMENT‘ OFF MY BACK.”

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More teabag humor at All Hat No Cattle.

September 19th, 2009

Values Voters Riot, DEVALUE Host Hotel

“THEY RIPPED OFF ALL THE BIBLES, FAILED TO TIP THE CHAMBERMAIDS ON THE EXCUSE THEY WERE ILLEGALS, AND BOLTED WITHOUT PAYING THE HOTEL TAX ON THE GROUNDS IT VIOLATED THEIR CORE VALUES.” 

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on “Healthcare Reform” as a Boondoggle for Private Insurance, and An Intolerable Burden on the Middle-Aged.

Lisa Casey on the net result of values voters in their own states.

Madkane on Chris Wallace Feels Dissed.

 

May 31st, 2009

The REAL Difference Between the Alito and Sotomayor Comments

“SENATOR, WHEN AN IMMIGRATION CASE COMES BEFORE ME, I THINK ABOUT MY OWN IMMIGRANT ANCESTORS, AND THE FACT OF HOW DIFFERENT THAT WAS … BECAUSE THEY WERE WHITE.” 

May 30th, 2009

Law School Moot Court Previewed Current Sonia Controversy

“MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT, I’D RATHER HAVE MY CASE JUDGED BY A WISE-ASS LATIN CARTOON CHARACTER … THAN A SO-CALLED ‘CONSERVATIVE’ WHO ONLY WANTS TO CONSERVE THE CORRUPT CORPORATE POWER STRUCTURE.”

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Meg White at BuzzFlash: MSM and Right Wing Groups Team Up to Profit From Supreme Court Nominee Story

One Good Move with one of Bill Maher’s Best New Rules, including a riff on ”Greed ain’t so good.”

Paunchest Pilate at All  Hat No Cattle.

April 18th, 2009

U.S. Tea Association Sues GOP for Product Defamation

“A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE TRADE ASSOCIATION ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT: ‘WE’RE SEEKING NOT ONLY ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES, BUT AUTHORIZATION TO DRESS UP LIKE NATIVE-AMERICANS AND DUMP THE REPUBLICANS RIGHT INTO BOSTON HARBOR’.”

April 16th, 2009

FOX News to Next Sponsor ‘Kool-Aid Parties’

Tea

“BY THE TIME WE GET FINISHED KILLING THE GOP’S FUTURE AS A SERIOUS PARTY … JONESTOWN IS GONNA’ LOOK LIKE A TEA PARTY.”

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Lisa Casey weighs in on the “Classy Conservatives.”

Dan Kurtzman has the Teabagging Humor Roundup.

April 7th, 2009

More Dramatic Change: Iraqi Journalists TAKE OBAMA’S SHOES

“OK, GUYS, I KNOW ALL YOU WANT IS A SOUVENIR, BUT IF YOU RETURN MY SIZE 12 COLE HAANS, THERE’LL BE NO QUESTIONS ASKED.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin Interviews Rick Perlstein: Barry Goldwater Plumbs the Depths of the Conservative Movement.

The Daily Show’s Queer Eye for the Hawkeye, at One Good Move.

Juan Cole: Obama in Iraq Again Pledges Troop Withdrawal.

March 8th, 2009

Is Rush Limbaugh Really ‘Benjamin Glutton?’

“HELLO, MY NAME IS RUSH LIMBAUGH. WHILE I’M NOT  AS FAT AND OLD AS I USED TO BE, I CAN ASSURE YOU I’M JUST AS IGNORANT AND MISGUIDED.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Wall Street on Welfare: The Trillion Dollar Tab for Riverboat Gamblers on the Dole.

But Lisa Casey asks: Who says Wall Street’s not thankful?

March 4th, 2009

CPAC’S ‘Doogie Rabble Rouser’ to Get Own TV Show

“UNLIKE DOOGIE HOWSER, M.D., I’VE TAKEN THE HYPOCRITIC OATH, AND AM COMMITTED TO DOING ONLY HARM.”

Authors Note: I guess I’ve broken the “Jon Stewart taboo” of not going after 13 year olds. But hey, if he’s old enough to be bar-mitzvahed, he’s a man, and FAIR GAME!

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