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		<title>Intelligence Agencies To Hire Spelling Bee Champs in Fight Against Terrorism</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/01/07/intelligence-agencies-misspelled-abdulmutallab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Abdulmutallab. A-b-d-u-l-m-u-t-a-l-l-a-b. Now what do I win, a Connect-the-Dots book?&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Misspelled Visa story, at TPM Muckraker. And for Mashups instead of screwups, check out BartCopE!]]></description>
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<p><span>&#8220;Abdulmutallab. </span><span>A-b-d-u-l-m-u-t-a-l-l-a-b. Now what do I win, a Connect-the-Dots book?&#8221;<br />
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<p><a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/state_dept_didnt_think_abdulmutallab_had_visa_--_b_1.php?ref=mp">Misspelled Visa story,</a> at TPM Muckraker.</p>
<p>And for Mashups instead of screwups, check out<a href="http://suprmchaos.com/bcEnt-Wed-010610.index.html"> BartCopE!</a></p>
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		<title>Major Gaffe on Major Hasan: Army Failed to Connect the Ink Blots</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;ALTHOUGH THE MUSLIM FAITH PROHIBITS LITERAL DEPICTIONS OF ITS PROPHET, IT APPEARS THAT MAJOR HASAN WAS DIAGNOSING HIS PSYCHIATRIC PATIENTS WITH MOHAMMED RORSCHACH TESTS.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;ALTHOUGH THE MUSLIM FAITH PROHIBITS LITERAL DEPICTIONS OF ITS PROPHET, IT APPEARS THAT MAJOR HASAN WAS DIAGNOSING HIS PSYCHIATRIC PATIENTS WITH <em>MOHAMMED</em> RORSCHACH TESTS.&#8221;</strong></p>
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