“THE ‘AYES’ HAVE IT. CONGRESSMAN WILSON HAS TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BUTLER.”

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Even Joe Wilson’s Wife Knows a Nut When She Sees One, at All Hat No Cattle.

“THIS IS THE KIND OF BIBLICAL ‘EYE FOR AN EYE’ APPROACH THAT WE DEMOCRATS HAVE TO BE MORE RECEPTIVE TO, ALTHOUGH WE COULD HAVE BEEN HARSHER WITH A RESOLUTION TO ‘SMITE’ HIM, OR TO HAVE HIM CIRCUMCISED … WHICH BY THE WAY, HE’D BE FULLY COVERED FOR UNDER HIS GOVERNMENT HEALTH PLAN.”

“UNDER OUR PLAN, ‘SICKNESS’ IS ‘HEALTH,’ ‘COVERAGE’ IS ‘DEATH PANELS,’ ‘FREEDOM’ IS ‘FREEDOM TO DIE’ … AND GLENN BECK IS YOUR PROCTOLOGIST.” 

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Joe Wilson is the Disease for Which Democracy Does Not Have Insurance to Cure.

Dan Kurtzman with the round-up on Heckling Joe ‘You Lie’ Wilson.

“NOW, CONGRESSMAN WILSON, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SHOWED UP AT YOUR JOB … AND KNOCKED THE CONFEDERATE FLAG OUT OF YOUR ASS.”

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John Amato at C&L with a balanced look at Obama’s speech.

“NOW, HAVING JUST TALKED TO THIS NATION’S YOUTH ABOUT THE POLICY INTRICACIES OF HEALTH CARE, I WANT TO URGE YOU REPUBLICANS TO RESPECT AUTHORITY, TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING, AND MOST OF ALL … JUST SAY ‘NO‘ TO DRUGS.”

“NOT ONLY IS HE A WEAPON OF HIS OWN ASS DESTRUCTION, BUT HE’S NOW EXCLUSIVELY WORKING FOR CYA (COVER YOUR ASS).”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Why are Winger Pro-Lifers So Against Saving Lives?

Lisa Casey on the warped Joe Wilson’s time warp.

Jon Perr on the 10 Missing GOP Talking Points on Health Care.

“NOT ONLY WILL I BE ALLOWED TO SCREAM AT THE PRIME MINISTER, BUT I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GET MY MOUTH FIXED UNDER THEIR NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE.”

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Forget about wrong place — Lisa Casey on Joe Wilson in the wrong time.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Obama’s speech: What was (re)said, and what’s to come.

“LIKE THE TOWN HALLERS, I HELPED PROVE THAT WHITE FOLKS ALSO YELL OUT IN A PUBLIC THEATER.”

 “IT’S LUCKY I ONLY YELLED ‘YOU LIE’ – SINCE I’M USED TO SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING FOOT!” 

Story and video at HuffPost.

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