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September 15th, 2009

Why Joe Wilson Should’ve Gotten the ‘Seinfeld Punishment’

“THE ‘AYES’ HAVE IT. CONGRESSMAN WILSON HAS TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BUTLER.”

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Even Joe Wilson’s Wife Knows a Nut When She Sees One, at All Hat No Cattle.

September 11th, 2009

Forget ‘Disapproval’ Resolution, House Votes to Set Joe Wilson’s Pants on Fire

 Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) (C) answers questions during a news conference with (L-R) Democratic Caucus Chair Rep. John Larson (D-CT), Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee Chair Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD), Ways and Means Committee Chairman Charlie Rangel (D-NY) and Energy and Commerce Committee Chairman Henry Waxman (D-CA) in the U.S. Capitol February 13, 2009 in Washington, DC. The House Democratic leaders were celebrating the passage of H.R. 1, the $787 billion economic stimulus bill. Not a single Republican voted for the bill.  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Nancy Pelosi;John Larson;Chris Van Hollen;Charlie Rangel;Henry Waxman

“THIS IS THE KIND OF BIBLICAL ‘EYE FOR AN EYE’ APPROACH THAT WE DEMOCRATS HAVE TO BE MORE RECEPTIVE TO, ALTHOUGH WE COULD HAVE BEEN HARSHER WITH A RESOLUTION TO ‘SMITE’ HIM, OR TO HAVE HIM CIRCUMCISED … WHICH BY THE WAY, HE’D BE FULLY COVERED FOR UNDER HIS GOVERNMENT HEALTH PLAN.”

September 11th, 2009

Who Says the GOP Has No Health Plan: ‘Orwell Care’

Senate Minority Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) (L) and House Minority Leader Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) hold a news conference to discuss health care reform on Capitol Hill July 22, 2009 in Washington, DC. Both oppose President Obama's push to pass health care legislation before the August Congressional recess.

“UNDER OUR PLAN, ‘SICKNESS’ IS ‘HEALTH,’ ‘COVERAGE’ IS ‘DEATH PANELS,’ ‘FREEDOM’ IS ‘FREEDOM TO DIE’ … AND GLENN BECK IS YOUR PROCTOLOGIST.” 

 

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Joe Wilson is the Disease for Which Democracy Does Not Have Insurance to Cure.

Dan Kurtzman with the round-up on Heckling Joe ‘You Lie’ Wilson.

September 10th, 2009

Obama Shines, But Blows ‘Comedian’s Fantasy’ of Dealing With Heckler

“NOW, CONGRESSMAN WILSON, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SHOWED UP AT YOUR JOB … AND KNOCKED THE CONFEDERATE FLAG OUT OF YOUR ASS.”

Rep. Joe Wilson on Capitol Hill.

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John Amato at C&L with a balanced look at Obama’s speech.

September 10th, 2009

In Light of GOP Behavior, Obama Should’ve Switched School and Congressional Speeches

President Obama makes a speech on healthcare reform to Congress

“NOW, HAVING JUST TALKED TO THIS NATION’S YOUTH ABOUT THE POLICY INTRICACIES OF HEALTH CARE, I WANT TO URGE YOU REPUBLICANS TO RESPECT AUTHORITY, TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING, AND MOST OF ALL … JUST SAY ‘NO‘ TO DRUGS.”

September 10th, 2009

Valerie Plame ‘Outs’ Joe Wilson!

“NOT ONLY IS HE A WEAPON OF HIS OWN ASS DESTRUCTION, BUT HE’S NOW EXCLUSIVELY WORKING FOR CYA (COVER YOUR ASS).”

Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC) shouts "You Lie" as U.S. President Barack Obama addresses a joint session of the U.S. Congress at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, DC. Obama addressed the joint session to urge passage of his national health care plan.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Why are Winger Pro-Lifers So Against Saving Lives?

Lisa Casey on the warped Joe Wilson’s time warp.

Jon Perr on the 10 Missing GOP Talking Points on Health Care.

September 10th, 2009

Congressman Joe Wilson Asks to Be Traded to British Parliament

“NOT ONLY WILL I BE ALLOWED TO SCREAM AT THE PRIME MINISTER, BUT I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO GET MY MOUTH FIXED UNDER THEIR NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE.”

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Forget about wrong place — Lisa Casey on Joe Wilson in the wrong time.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Obama’s speech: What was (re)said, and what’s to come.

September 9th, 2009

Joe Wilson Claims He Actually HELPED National Unity

“LIKE THE TOWN HALLERS, I HELPED PROVE THAT WHITE FOLKS ALSO YELL OUT IN A PUBLIC THEATER.”

September 9th, 2009

Congressman Joe Wilson Claims Pre-Existing Condition: Tourette’s!

Lie 

 “IT’S LUCKY I ONLY YELLED ‘YOU LIE’ – SINCE I’M USED TO SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING, MOTHERFUCKING FOOT!” 

Story and video at HuffPost.

From obscene behavior to Gobbledegook winners, at All Hat No Cattle.

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