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June 16th, 2009

After 30 Years, Jimmy Carter Finally Gets His ‘Iranian Revenge’

“THIS TIME I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. I’M GOING WITH 52 HELICOPTERS, BUT NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF MONITORING THE ELECTION. INSTEAD I’VE GOT MY TOOLBOX, AND I PLAN TO HAMMER SOME MOTHERF**KIN’ MULLAH ASS TO THE WALL.”

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Lisa Casey Nails the GOP Health Plan.

BuzzFlash on the College Republicans Convention: ‘We need to find our Happy Meal’.

Juan Cole on the Dueling Demonstrations in Tehran.

October 28th, 2008

McCain Campaign Claims Obama Supporter Carved Backwards ‘R’ on Jeffrey Giraffe

“A SPOKEPERSON FOR SENATOR McCAIN CLAIMS THAT A VERY, VERY TALL BLACK MAN ATTACKED THE GIRAFFE MASCOT AND CARVED A BACKWARDS ‘R’ ON HIS SIGN — IN ORDER TO SEND THE MESSAGE THAT THE REPUBLICANS ARE ASS-BACKWARDS. ”

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More on McCain’s Follies with Madkane’s McPettiness Express.

August 13th, 2006

AMEN FOR THE ATHEISTS

Norm Jenson at One Good Move provides a fascinating video that highlights the hostility and discrimination faced by atheists in this country, and poses the hypothetical of what popular reaction would be if our currency stated that there was no God.

But maybe it’s just a matter of marketing; perhaps atheists would be better received if they called themselves The Church of Latter Day Ain’ts.

And how about the “Agnostics.” I guess they’re kind of like political Independents, remaining non-committal, and switching their allegiances, depending on whether they feel the need to pray when the “shit hits the fan.” In fact, I suspect this accurately describes many more people than would care to admit it:

Many Blue Staters

Are Not really Atheists

Just Agnostically inclined

They just can’t accept

God on faith

They’d like a letter notarized and signed

They’ve also got their own agenda

Including changing the money supply

They want each Dollar Bill to say:

“In God We Trust, But Verify”

[Reprinted from One State Two State Red State Blue State]

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