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October 20th, 2008

Right Wingers Even Disparage Obama’s Endorsement by … GOD!

“BELIEVE ME, IT’S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ‘BLACK THING.’ IT’S JUST THAT OBAMA’S THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES FROM A BURNING BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Possible Criminal Charges for GOP Leaders Involved in the ACORN Attacks.

Sen. Bernie Sanders on a real Social Democrat, on Real Time w/Bill Maher — at One Good Move.

Invasion of the McBody Snatchers, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete SNL/Palin freak show.

October 19th, 2008

Powell Announces the New ‘Colon Doctrine’

“IF A CANDIDATE DOESN’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ECONOMICS, PICKS A SHITHEAD FOR VICE PRESIDENT, AND HIMSELF ACTS LIKE A RACIST SHIT, YOUR ‘EXIT STRATEGY’ HAS TO BE TO FLUSH HIM DOWN THE TOILET.”

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One Good Move has the Colin Powell Endorsement.

Sarah Palin and the Know Nothing Party, by Meg White at BuzzFlash.

From Red State to Red Baiting, by Juan Cole.

October 19th, 2008

Breaking: McCain Suspends Campaign, Due to Colin-itis!

“FORGET THE PLUMBER, CALL ‘JOE THE DOCTOR.’  I THINK I JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS.” 

October 18th, 2008

Colin Powell to Launch REAL Surprise on Meet the Press

“TOM, NOW THAT I SEE THAT A BLACK MAN CAN ACTUALLY WIN, I’M THROWING MY OWN HAT INTO THE RING … AS A WEAPON OF OBAMA’S DESTRUCTION.”

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