“I HAD TO DUMP HOCKEY MOM SARAH, IN FAVOR OF MOTHER MARY, SINCE SHE’S THE ONE WHO CAN SEE JESUS ON HER BLOUSE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Democratic Governors May be the Saviors of Free and Fair Elections, at BuzzFlash.

Feeling Blue in the Reddest State, at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey with a Palin Wish.

Dan Kurtzman with the Best of ‘08: Top 100 Funny Pictures and Cartoons.

Madkane on An Obsessive’s Lament.

“WE HEREBY FIND THAT THE DEFENDANT’S CONTRACTORS ‘SAWED’ ON HIS HOUSE, ‘ON THE HOUSE’.”

“HE CAN SEE WATER RUSHIN’, FROM YOUR HOUSE.”

“AND SO WHEN I LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW, AND SAW COLUMBUS COMING TO THE SHORES OF ALASKA, ALONG WITH NINO SCALIA, A FORD PINTO, AND SANTA CLAUS, IT JUST REAFFIRMED MY FAITH IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS.”

“I’VE SEEN SARAH IN HERE MANY TIMES, AND EVEN UNDER THE DRYER NEVER PICKS UP A MAGAZINE. INSTEAD, SHE JUST KINDA’ STARES OUT THE WINDOW AT RUSSIA.” 

“MY FRIENDS, NOT ONLY IS TINA FEY A HELLUVA LOT SMARTER, BUT WITH THE ECONOMY IN TATTERS, SHE CAN ACTUALLY SEE WALL STREET FROM HER OFFICE AT 30 ROCK.”

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Chris Matthews: Bailout failed because McCain’s leadership failed — at Crooks & Liars.

“Racism 2008” – at All Hat No Cattle.

Wanted: Another FDR, at Consortium News.

‘CAUSE THEY CAN SEE … THE WHOLE WORLD!