“I PERSONALLY SENT A TEXT MESSAGE TO ANDREW BREITBART, REMINDING THE SONUVABITCH THAT IF THE PLANET GETS ANY HOTTER, HE’S GONNA’ END UP LOOKING JUST LIKE ME.”

“ONE THING IS AS CLEAR AS THE SNOW IS WHITE: GLOBAL WARMING IS COMPLETELY UNDERMINED BY ‘EXCESSIVE FLAKING’.”

Story at HuffPost.

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From the white stuff to the more dangerous Blackwater, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with the best of the weekly Mashups.

“WE THINK IT’S HIGH TIME THAT MR. GORE THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND STREAK NAKED ACROSS THE ARCTIC.  NOW, THAT WOULD REALLY DRAMATIZE THE PROBLEM OF GLOBAL WARMING AND GRAB THE PUBLIC BY THE BALLS.” 

“DESPITE THE NEW YORK TIMES, I FULLY EXPECT TO STAY IN PRIVATE LIFE,  AND TO KEEP MY PRIVATES IN A LOCKBOX.”

NY Times Editorial here.