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		<title>Cindy McCain Admits She&#8217;s Bi-Textual</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2010/11/13/cindy-mccain-dont-ask-dont-tell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2010 22:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. &#8230;.But I stand by my husband&#8217;s stance on DADT.&#8221; {Actual Tweet by CindyhM1} Full story at HuffPost.]]></description>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #993366;">&#8220;I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to  be a part of it.</span> <em>&#8230;.But I stand by my husband&#8217;s stance on DADT.&#8221; </em></strong><em>{Actual Tweet by </em>CindyhM1}</p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/13/cindy-mccain-dont-ask-dont-tell_n_783146.html">Full story at HuffPost</a>.</p>
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		<title>Economist Asks Why Cindy McCain Can&#8217;t Bail Out Wall St.</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/09/22/economist-asks-why-cindy-mccain-cant-bail-out-wall-st/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AFTER ALL, CAN YOU THINK OF ANYONE WITH MORE LIQUID ASSETS? &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- BLOGWORTHIES: BuzzFlash News Analysis &#8211;  Bailing Out Wall Street: Another Front in the GOP Economic War Against American Working Families. A Rare Consensus at This Week&#8217;s Roundtable: McCain &#8220;UnPresidential&#8221; &#8212; at One Good Move. Juan Cole looks at the mystifyingly close poll numbers and reaches the [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>AFTER ALL, CAN YOU THINK OF ANYONE WITH MORE<em> <span style="color: #993300;">LIQUID</span></em><span style="color: #ffff00;"> </span>ASSETS?</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://08election.stickit2.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cindy-mccain-in-the-bottle.gif" alt="" width="298" height="420" /></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p>BuzzFlash News Analysis &#8211;  <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/waronfamilies/004">Bailing Out Wall Street: Another Front in the GOP Economic War Against American Working Families</a>.</p>
<p>A Rare Consensus at <em>This Week&#8217;s</em> Roundtable: <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/09/mccain_unpresid.html">McCain &#8220;UnPresidential</a>&#8221; &#8212; at One Good Move.</p>
<p>Juan Cole looks at the mystifyingly close poll numbers and reaches the only logical conclusion: <em><a href="http://www.juancole.com/2008/09/nation-of-masochists.html">We&#8217;re a  Nation of Masochists! </a></em></p>
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		<title>Cindy McCain Admits Husband is Guilty of &#8216;Dishonorable Discharge&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/09/15/cindy-mccain-admits-husband-is-guilty-of-dishonorable-discharge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;LET&#8217;S FACE IT, AT HIS AGE, HE CAN&#8217;T LAST ANY LONGER THAN A REPUBLICAN AT A PBS FUND-RAISING DRIVE.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Lisa Casey with the McCain-Palin Brand New Campaign Sign.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;LET&#8217;S FACE IT, AT HIS AGE, HE CAN&#8217;T LAST ANY LONGER THAN A REPUBLICAN AT A PBS FUND-RAISING DRIVE.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</strong></p>
<p>Lisa Casey with the <a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/9-15-08_mccain_sign.htm">McCain-Palin Brand New Campaign Sign</a>.</p>
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		<title>Sarah Barracuda, or Joan of Shark</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/09/04/sarah-barracuda-or-joan-of-shark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;M A GREAT WHITE SHARK, FROM THE GREAT WHITE PARTY.&#8221;    &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- BuzzFlash&#8217;s Mark Karlin on McCain, Palin and the Grand Old Party of Hypocrisy. Lisa Casey eavesdrops on some small talk between Cindy McCain and Todd Palin. ]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;M A GREAT WHITE SHARK, FROM THE GREAT WHITE PARTY.&#8221;</strong> </p>
<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img class="mt-image-center" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 20px; text-align: center;" src="http://blogs.indystar.com/photos/09_NYEBLOG.jpg" alt="09_NYEBLOG.jpg" width="419" height="755" /></span></p>
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<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>BuzzFlash&#8217;s Mark Karlin on <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/editorblog/117">McCain, Palin and the Grand Old Party of Hypocrisy</a>.</p>
<p>Lisa Casey eavesdrops on some <a href="http://www.allhatnocattle.net/9-4-08_todd_palin.htm">small talk between Cindy McCain and Todd Palin</a>.<span style="font-size: large; font-family: Arial;"> </span></p>
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		<title>GOP to Counter Michelle Obama With Cindy McCain&#8217;s Childhood &#8216;Hardships&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/08/26/gop-to-counter-michelle-obama-with-cindy-mccains-childhood-hardships/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- BuzzFlash&#8217;s Mark Karlin on Michelle Obama as the American Dream, and Norm Jenson has Michelle&#8217;s &#8221;pitch-perfect&#8221; speech . Lisa Casey presents Citizen McCain. Dan Kurtzman with [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p>BuzzFlash&#8217;s Mark Karlin on <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/editorblog/115">Michelle Obama as the American Dream</a>, and Norm Jenson has <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/08/michelle_obamas.html">Michelle&#8217;s &#8221;pitch-perfect&#8221; speech </a>.</p>
<p>Lisa Casey presents <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/8-26-08_mccain.htm">Citizen McCain</a>.</p>
<p>Dan Kurtzman with <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/08/23/joe-bidens-wit-and-wisdom.htm">Joe Biden&#8217;s Wit and Wisdom</a>.</p>
<p>Madkane on <a title="Permanent Link to Kristol-izing Feminism" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/08/24/kristol-izing-feminism/">Kristol-izing Feminism</a>.</p>
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		<title>McCain Hires Sherlock Holmes, to Figure Out His Number of Homes</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/08/21/mccain-hires-sherlock-holmes-to-figure-out-his-number-of-homes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON. SIR McCAIN HAS SO MANY HOUSES, THE DOG DID &#8216;BARK,&#8217; SINCE HE DIDN&#8217;T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIS OWNER.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; BLOGWORTHIES: Norm Jenson has Bill Maher on Larry King — on Religion, and Politics. Lisa Casey on the end of the Bush Error. Madkane has Some Friendly Advice For Obama.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON. SIR McCAIN HAS SO MANY HOUSES, THE DOG <em>DID </em>&#8216;BARK,&#8217; SINCE HE DIDN&#8217;T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIS OWNER.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://seeingredaz.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/mccains_architectural_digest_cover2005.jpg" alt="" width="270" height="408" /></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p>Norm Jenson has Bill Maher on Larry King — on <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/08/bill_maher_on_r.html"><span style="color: #000000;">Religion</span></a>, and <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2008/08/bill_maher_on_p.html"><span style="color: #000000;">Politics</span></a>.<script type="text/javascript"></script></p>
<p>Lisa Casey on the <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/8-21-08_end-of-bush.htm">end of the Bush Error</a>.</p>
<p>Madkane has <a title="Permanent Link: Some Friendly Advice For Obama" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.madkane.com/madness/2008/08/20/some-friendly-advice-for-obama/">Some Friendly Advice For Obama</a>.</p>
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		<title>McCain, Confused, Tells Biker Crowd to &#8216;Drill&#8217; His Wife</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/08/05/mccain-confused-tells-biker-crowd-to-drill-his-wife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[              &#8220;NOW I&#8217;M OFFERING YOU A HOT RICH BEER HEIRESS, WHILE SENATOR OBAMA WOULD TELL YOU TO JUST INFLATE YOUR WIFE&#8217;S BREASTS WITH A LITTLE AIR.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;NOW I&#8217;M OFFERING YOU A HOT RICH BEER HEIRESS, WHILE SENATOR OBAMA WOULD TELL YOU TO JUST INFLATE YOUR WIFE&#8217;S BREASTS WITH A LITTLE AIR.&#8221;</strong></p>
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		<title>RELIGION &#8216;BREAKS UP&#8217; MADONNA AND BRITNEY</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was reported today that the Madonna-Britney Spears relationship has been ruptured by a dispute over the study of Kabbalah, proving once again the power of religion to divide.¬† Yet beneath the surface, there is a bit more to this story: ¬† Even celebs get religion these days Travolta, Cruise, their Scientology ways But Madonna [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13105699/">reported today</a> that the Madonna-Britney Spears relationship has been ruptured by a dispute over the study of Kabbalah, proving once again the power of religion to divide.¬† Yet beneath the surface, there is a bit more to this story:</p>
<p>¬†</p>
<blockquote><p>Even celebs get religion these days</p>
<p>Travolta, Cruise, their Scientology ways</p>
<p>But Madonna and Britney Spears</p>
<p>The poster girls for tawdry</p>
<p>Were only studying Kabbalah</p>
<p>&#8216;Cause they thought it was Hebrew for orgy</p>
<p>¬†</p>
<p>Now Rosie O&#8217;Donnell made a different mistake</p>
<p>One that would make you wince</p>
<p>She thought Kabbalah was a kosher dildo</p>
<p>Wrapped in a giant cheese blintz</p>
<p>¬†</p></blockquote>
<p>[Reprinted from <a href="http://redstatebluestatebook.com/">One State Two State Red State Blue State</a>]</p>
<p>¬†¬†</p>
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