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November 13th, 2010

Cindy McCain Admits She’s Bi-Textual

“I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. ….But I stand by my husband’s stance on DADT.” {Actual Tweet by CindyhM1}

Full story at HuffPost.

September 22nd, 2008

Economist Asks Why Cindy McCain Can’t Bail Out Wall St.

AFTER ALL, CAN YOU THINK OF ANYONE WITH MORE LIQUID ASSETS?

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash News Analysis –  Bailing Out Wall Street: Another Front in the GOP Economic War Against American Working Families.

A Rare Consensus at This Week’s Roundtable: McCain “UnPresidential” — at One Good Move.

Juan Cole looks at the mystifyingly close poll numbers and reaches the only logical conclusion: We’re a  Nation of Masochists!

September 15th, 2008

Cindy McCain Admits Husband is Guilty of ‘Dishonorable Discharge’

“LET’S FACE IT, AT HIS AGE, HE CAN’T LAST ANY LONGER THAN A REPUBLICAN AT A PBS FUND-RAISING DRIVE.”

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Lisa Casey with the McCain-Palin Brand New Campaign Sign.

September 4th, 2008

Sarah Barracuda, or Joan of Shark

Speech

“I’M A GREAT WHITE SHARK, FROM THE GREAT WHITE PARTY.” 

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on McCain, Palin and the Grand Old Party of Hypocrisy.

Lisa Casey eavesdrops on some small talk between Cindy McCain and Todd Palin. 

August 26th, 2008

GOP to Counter Michelle Obama With Cindy McCain’s Childhood ‘Hardships’

“MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Michelle Obama as the American Dream, and Norm Jenson has Michelle’s ”pitch-perfect” speech .

Lisa Casey presents Citizen McCain.

Dan Kurtzman with Joe Biden’s Wit and Wisdom.

Madkane on Kristol-izing Feminism.

August 21st, 2008

McCain Hires Sherlock Holmes, to Figure Out His Number of Homes

“ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR WATSON. SIR McCAIN HAS SO MANY HOUSES, THE DOG DID ‘BARK,’ SINCE HE DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIS OWNER.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Norm Jenson has Bill Maher on Larry King — on Religion, and Politics.

Lisa Casey on the end of the Bush Error.

Madkane has Some Friendly Advice For Obama.

August 5th, 2008

McCain, Confused, Tells Biker Crowd to ‘Drill’ His Wife

Presumptive Republican presidential candidate John McCain addresses a sea of motorcycle enthusiasts at the annual Sturgis Rally in South Dakota 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“NOW I’M OFFERING YOU A HOT RICH BEER HEIRESS, WHILE SENATOR OBAMA WOULD TELL YOU TO JUST INFLATE YOUR WIFE’S BREASTS WITH A LITTLE AIR.”

June 13th, 2006

RELIGION ‘BREAKS UP’ MADONNA AND BRITNEY

It was reported today that the Madonna-Britney Spears relationship has been ruptured by a dispute over the study of Kabbalah, proving once again the power of religion to divide.  Yet beneath the surface, there is a bit more to this story:

 

Even celebs get religion these days

Travolta, Cruise, their Scientology ways

But Madonna and Britney Spears

The poster girls for tawdry

Were only studying Kabbalah

‘Cause they thought it was Hebrew for orgy

 

Now Rosie O’Donnell made a different mistake

One that would make you wince

She thought Kabbalah was a kosher dildo

Wrapped in a giant cheese blintz

 

[Reprinted from One State Two State Red State Blue State]