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September 17th, 2009

GOP Senator To Go ‘Under Cover’ on Acorn Prostitution Investigation

“FORGET HEALTH CARE, WHEN IT COMES TO REFORMING THE WORLD’S OLDEST PROFESSION, I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN THE PUBLIC OPTION, AND I’M JUST THE MAN TO LEAD THE EFFORT.”

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Lisa Casey with an undercover operation at the CIA.

August 25th, 2009

Just What if the Government Had Tortured Terrorist Timothy McVeigh?

“MY FRIENDS, THE ACLU WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT TO FILE SUIT TO DISCLOSE THIS ABOMINATION. THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON THE RULE OF LAW, AND THE CLINTONISTAS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIGHTLY TOSS THE CONSTITUTION INTO THE CRAPPER.”

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Norm Jenson with Rowan Atkinson Amazing Jesus

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.

July 21st, 2009

Harvard Professor Arrested for ‘TWI’ — Thriving While Black

According to a source, Cambridge...

“TO PARAPHRASE MY GOOD BROTHER JESSE, ‘FROM THE OUTHOUSE TO THE STATE HOUSE, TO THE WHITE HOUSE … TO OUTTA’ MY OWN HOUSE!

Story here.

And from rogue cops to the roguish CIA, at All Hat No Cattle.

May 19th, 2009

CIA Explains Errors In Its Briefing Records: ‘Our Logs Were Waterlogged’

“A SPOKESMAN FOR THE CIA ALSO CONCEDED THAT THEY WATERBOARDED THE ACTUAL RECORDS ON WATERBOARDING, BY DUMPING THEM INTO THE BAY OF PIGS.”

TPM Muckraker with the latest smell on Intel, and the tortutred speak out on torture, at All Hat No Cattle.

May 17th, 2009

Holy Christ! Rumsfeld’s Religious Intelligence Briefings Even Twisted the Bible

“SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO START A RELIGIOUS CRUSADE WITH THE GOD YOU HAVE, NOT THE GOD YOU MIGHT WANT OR NEED.”

Robert Draper Story at GQ here.

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A slightly more secular perspective: Five minutes with Richard Dawkins, at One Good Move.

A Revealing Sign of the CIA, at All Hat No Cattle, and Madkane with the CIA’s “The “We Did Nothing Wrong, & Nancy Should Have Stopped Us” Song.

Michael Winship at BuzzFlash: What’s So Funny about Washington?

January 6th, 2009

Sen. Feinstein Proposes Burris for Head of CIA

“NOW HERE’S A MAN WHO’S A SPY’S SPY –  SO INVISIBLE AND UNDER THE RADAR, THAT THE SENATE REFUSED TO EVEN ‘RECOGNIZE’ HIM WHEN HE SHOWED UP FOR WORK.”

January 6th, 2009

CIA Veterans: Panetta’s Too Old to Withstand Hazing Ritual for New Directors

“IT’S A SLAM DUNK THAT PANETTA WON’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE WATERBOARDING, BUT IT’S HARD FOR A 70-YEAR OLD GUY TO STAND ON HIS FEET FOR 24 STRAIGHT HOURS.”

August 8th, 2008

John Edwards Endorses Drilling for Rielle

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“TO BE HONEST, I FIGURED THAT IF I STARTED DRILLING IN 2006, THE RESULTS WOULDN’T BE KNOWN UNTIL 10 YEARS LATER, AFTER MY SECOND TERM AS PRESIDENT.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

American Conservative Wants Us to Believe WMD Forgery was Work of Pentagon, not CIA – at BuzzFlash.

To Drill or Not to Drill, on The Daily Show, via One Good Move.

Lisa Casey addresses the War Criminal Question.

August 8th, 2008

Bill Clinton Redirects His Jealousy, to John Edwards

“IN ONE SENSE, YOU’RE NEVER REALLY PREPARED TO HANDLE EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIRS. EVEN AFTER MY WHOLE FIRST TERM AS PRESIDENT, I STILL SCREWED IT UP.”

April 27th, 2006

NEIL YOUNG’S ‘SIN-A-MAN MAN’

Far be it from me to advise the legendary counterculture icon Neil Young on precisely how to do his Bush-bashing.¬† It looks like he actually did a pretty fair job in his current album.¬† But here’s one more song I would have liked to hear:

 

SIN-A-MAN MAN

 

I don’t wanna’ die from a Sin-a-Man Man

I could be locked up the rest of my life

By a Sin-a-Man Man

Dreams Armageddon, yet sleeps through the night

You’ll see him with Falwell, howling at moonlight

The Sin-A-Man Man

For rich folks cuts taxes, an ass with no “know”

The oilman relaxes and cuts off the flow

For his Sin-a-Man Man

A leaker of info, might always makes right

You see him with Cheney, they don’t see the light

The Sin-a-Man Man

Dems seek my money now

They’re gonna’ make it somehow

They’ll blow another chance

If we get more Howard Dean rants

Yeah … yeah … yeah

 

 

BLOGWORTHIES:

Jane Hamsher and Steve Soto on Rove/Grand Jury.

    

 

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