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October 28th, 2009

Karzai’s Brother Denies Opium Trading, Claims He Merely Likes Poppy Seed Bagels

“HAVE THINGS REACHED A POINT WHERE A MAN CAN’T EVEN SIT DOWN IN THE BAZAAR WITH ELAINE BENES, AND ENJOY A SHMEAR OF LOW-FAT CREAM CHEESE ON A POPPY SEED BAGEL.”

September 27th, 2007

BUD SELIG’S BETTER SOLUTION TO BARRY BONDS’ HOME RUN ‘RECORD’

 

“FORGET THE ASTERISK, JUST HAVE THE RECORD BOOKS SHOW AN A-STEROID.”

 

“DAMN, THAT THING’S¬†EVEN BIGGER THAN MY HEAD.”

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