“WE AGREED TO RECOGNIZE THAT IT’S THE 21st CENTURY, AS LONG AS THEY LET US LIVE LIKE WE DID IN THE 19th.”

“BY MARGINS OF MORE THAN FOUR TO ONE, REGISTERED VOTERS SAID THAT McCAIN HAD MORE EXPERIENCE AS A DOUCHEBAG, EXHIBITED THE JUDGMENT OF A  DOUCHEBAG, AND WAS MORE LIKELY TO REPRESENT A THIRD TERM OF BUSH DOUCHEBAGGERY.”