CHRIS, YOUR IGNORANCE IS REALLY ASTOUNDING. ARTICLE 1, SECTION 1 OF THE CONSTITUTION EXPLICITLY STATES:

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, WITCH shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

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We Don’t Need Government off Our Backs – But on Our Side!, at BuzzFlash.

Firing up the base, with political essays, at BartCopE!

“NO MATTER HOW MUCH I DISAVOW ANY WITCHCRAFT, MOST OF THE VOTERS WOULD RATHER TAKE THEIR CHANCES GETTING LOST AT NIGHT, IN THE BACKWOODS, WHERE THEY WON’T BE CRITICIZED BY ME FOR UTILIZING A ‘HAND-HELD‘.”

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Not Missing But Found — an actual sane Republican, at All Hat No Cattle.

Billionaires Unite Against Public Education, at BuzzFlash

The Daily Show takes on the Foreclosure Crisis, at One Good Move.

WAYNE: “LET’S WELCOME  OUR NEXT GUEST…. SHE’S A WITCHY WOMAN.”

GARTH: “SHE’S A FOXY NEWS BABE.”

WAYNE: “SHE’S ‘MENTAL,’ AND LIKES TO TEA PARTY ON.”

GARTH: ‘YEAH, BUT SHE DOESN’T LIKE TO GET OFF.”

WAYNE: ‘THAT’S BECAUSE SHE’S QUEEN OF HER MIKE CASTLE.”

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YES WICCAN, at All Hat No Cattle.

Senator DeMented’s Plan to Take America Back to the 18th Century, at BuzzFlash.

“IF YOU READ THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, YOU’LL SEE IT DOESN’T MENTION ANY CZARS, BUT REPEATEDLY REFERS TO ‘WHICHES’, SUCH AS IN ARTICLE I, SECTION 3:

No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.

“I KNEW WHAT SARAH PALIN REALLY MEANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME THAT WINK … THAT I WAS EXPECTED TO BRING HER ‘EYE OF NEWT‘.”