CHRIS, YOUR IGNORANCE IS REALLY ASTOUNDING. ARTICLE 1, SECTION 1 OF THE CONSTITUTION EXPLICITLY STATES:

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, WITCH shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

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We Don’t Need Government off Our Backs – But on Our Side!, at BuzzFlash.

Firing up the base, with political essays, at BartCopE!

“I DON’T RALLY CONSIDER IT A MASTURBATION TOOL, SINCE IT LEANS SO FAR RIGHT, IT CAN’T EVEN PENETRATE.”

The real story, at HuffPost.

“NO MATTER HOW MUCH I DISAVOW ANY WITCHCRAFT, MOST OF THE VOTERS WOULD RATHER TAKE THEIR CHANCES GETTING LOST AT NIGHT, IN THE BACKWOODS, WHERE THEY WON’T BE CRITICIZED BY ME FOR UTILIZING A ‘HAND-HELD‘.”

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Not Missing But Found — an actual sane Republican, at All Hat No Cattle.

Billionaires Unite Against Public Education, at BuzzFlash

The Daily Show takes on the Foreclosure Crisis, at One Good Move.

“WHAT COULD BE MORE SELF-ABUSIVE … THAN ACTUALLY USING ONE’S MIND.”

“I FIGURED OUT THAT CHINA WAS PLANNING A TAKEOVER OF THE UNITED STATES WHEN I READ A SECRET MESSAGE THAT SAID: AMERICAN TEA PARTIERS NOW TARNISHING ANCIENT CHINESE CUSTOM.”

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But some fereigners are real fans of the tea partiers, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash on the Anti-Gay, Pro-Fiorina Laughable California Bus Tour.

BartCopE! on the Colbert-in-Congress Poll.

“IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE CRAZY THINGS YOU DO IN HIGH SCHOOL, MASTURBATING AS YOU DRIVE ACROSS THE DELAWARE RIVER.”

“ONCE WE SAW THE RISK OF ‘EVOLVING’ INTO CHRISTINE O’DONNELL, WE DECIDED TO REVERSE THE ENTIRE DARWINIAN PROCESS.”

Story and video of O’Donnell’s appearance on Bill Maher’s Politically Incorrect,  at HuffPost.

Norm Jenson with Bill Maher’s Interview of Pat Tillman’s brother.

The GOP’S promised scary ride, at All Hat No Cattle.

“IF YOU READ THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, YOU’LL SEE IT DOESN’T MENTION ANY CZARS, BUT REPEATEDLY REFERS TO ‘WHICHES’, SUCH AS IN ARTICLE I, SECTION 3:

No person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen.

“I KNEW WHAT SARAH PALIN REALLY MEANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME THAT WINK … THAT I WAS EXPECTED TO BRING HER ‘EYE OF NEWT‘.”

“IN THIS TVLAND RERUN, THEY’RE GOING TO INSERT ME INTO THE STORY AS SAMANTHA’S LONG-LOST DAUGHTER, WHO WHILE PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT, STILL CRUSADES AGAINST NOSE-TWITCHING AS A FORM OF MASTURBATION.”

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The background on the ‘Bewitching O’Donnell.‘