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March 11th, 2010

Chris Matthews Booted From Wailing Wall, For Excessive Wailing

“WELCOME TO A SPECIAL EDITION OF HARDWALL — THE PLACE WHERE THREE OF THE WORLD’S MAJOR RELIGIONS COME TOGETHER, AND GIVE ME A THRILL UP BOTH LEGS.

January 28th, 2010

Chris Matthews Tries to Make Up For the ‘Forgot Obama Was Black’ Remark

“I’LL TELL YA’ ONE THING — WHEN YOU SEE THIS GUY’S TAN, YOU CAN’T FORGET THAT HE’S A REDNECK.”

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Lisa Casey on the new ‘Scream.’

Mashups and other good stuff at BartCopE!

July 23rd, 2009

Forget Where Obama Was BORN, We Know Where G. Gordon Liddy DIED

ON HARDBALL, G. GORDON FLIPPED HIS LIDDY FINALLY COMMITTED PROFESSIOINAL SUICIDE —  VIDEO BELOW:

March 12th, 2009

Chris Matthews-Ari Fleischer Take Over From Jon Stewart-Jim Cramer

Arichris

“MR. FLEISCHER, SIR … HOW DO YOU DEFEND AN ADMINISTRATION THAT LIED US INTO WAR, TORTURED, WRECKED THE ECONOMY, AND POLITICIZED SCIENCE AND THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT?”

“PRESIDENT OBAMA SHOULD THANK PRESIDENT BUSH FOR DOING SO MUCH DAMAGE TO THIS COUNTRY, THAT EVEN THE TERRORISTS FELT THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT WORTH DESTROYING.”

January 23rd, 2009

Forgit Gitmo – Obama Issues Order Shutting Down MSNBC’s ‘Lockup’

 

“WHAT SIGNAL DOES IT SEND TO THE REST OF THE WORLD WHEN A MAJOR CABLE NETWORK GIVES MORE TIME TO DANGEROUS CHARACTERS THAN TO CHRIS MATTHEWS — NOW WAIT A MINUTE, I’D BETTER KEEP MY OPTIONS OPEN ON THIS ONE.”

December 20th, 2008

The Biggest Knock on Caroline’s Candidacy

“LET’S FACE IT, FIRST, SHE COMES OUT AGAINST A FEMALE SENATOR AND A POLITICAL HEAVYWEIGHT IN HER OWN STATE. AND NOW SHE BACKS GAY MARRIAGE.  WITH PROFILES IN COURAGE LIKE THAT, SHE’LL NEVER CUT IT IN THE U.S. SENATE.”

December 5th, 2008

Bush Admits to Charlie Gibson He Was Unprepared for ‘Law’

“CHARLIE, YA’ KNOW, WHEN I TOOK OFFICE, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS EXPECTED TO FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION, OR EVEN ANY OF THOSE,  WHADDYA’ CALL ‘EM … CONGRESSIONAL STATUES.”

Story at HuffPost.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The pitfalls on Chris Matthews’ road to the Senate, by Chad at BuzzFlash.

Uncle Sam’s got a brand new bag, by Lisa Casey.

The Daily Show’s Clusterfuck to the Poor House, at One Good Move.

December 1st, 2008

Chris Matthews Already Instigating an Obama-Hillary Rift

“NOW, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HILLARY’S FIRST PRIORITY IS TO REVISIT BOSNIA, TO GET EVEN WITH THOSE PHANTOM SNIPERS, AND OBAMA INSISTS ON USING HER TO PERSONALLY POLICE THE INDIAN-PAKISTANI BORDER?” 

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey on the “comings and goings” at the White House.

Juan Cole: Pakistani Reaganism Must End: The New Government must take on the Lashkar.

October 18th, 2008

A Theory to ‘Explain’ Michele Bachmann

“SHE’S JUST KATHERINE HARRIS … WITHOUT THE LIPSTICK.”

Story at TPM.

October 1st, 2008

Was Tom Brokaw Beaten by ‘FOXes’?

“TODAY, GERALD FORD WAS EATEN BY WOLVES, AND I WAS BEATEN INTO SUBMISSION BY FOX NEWS AND THE McCAIN CAMPAIGN, WHO WANTED MSNBC TO RID CHRIS MATTHEWS AND OLBERMANN FROM THE ANCHOR CHAIRS.” 

Story at Huffington Post.

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