“CHARLIE, YA’ KNOW, WHEN I TOOK OFFICE, I HAD NO IDEA I WAS EXPECTED TO FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION, OR EVEN ANY OF THOSE,  WHADDYA’ CALL ‘EM … CONGRESSIONAL STATUES.”

Story at HuffPost.

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BLOGWORTHIES:

The pitfalls on Chris Matthews’ road to the Senate, by Chad at BuzzFlash.

Uncle Sam’s got a brand new bag, by Lisa Casey.

The Daily Show’s Clusterfuck to the Poor House, at One Good Move.

“CHARLIE, I’VE GOT A SNOW BANK JUST 50 FEET FROM MY HOUSE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on John McCain’s Road to Perdition.

Madkane weighs in on the Dems’ Palin Panic.

Brad Blog on GOP Campaigns, past and present.

“CHARLIE, I CAN DEAL WITH THOSE WOMEN, BECAUSE IN MY GOVERNOR’S OFFICE, I HAVE A VIEW OF ‘THE VIEW’.”

‘I GUESS A SMALL-TOWN MAYOR, IS KINDA’ … LIKE … A VIABLE NATIONAL CANDIDATE … BUT WITH ‘IRRESPONSIBILITY‘.” 

“NOW CHARLIE, WHILE GOVERNOR OF ALASKA, I BEAT BACK AN INVASION FROM KAMCHATKA AND YAKUTSK, SAVING NOT ONLY ALBERTA, BUT THE ENTIRE NORTHWEST TERRITORY, FROM A LIFETIME OF EATING BORSCHT INSTEAD OF MOOSEBURGERS.” 

“CHARLIE, I THINK IT MEANS THAT I WAS PICKED FOR WHAT’S BETWEEN MY LEGS, INSTEAD OF BETWEEN MY EARS.”