“MY HEART WILL BE TRUE-BLUE, BUT I’LL STILL GET INTO THE TANNING BED WITH THE RED.”

“THE SONUVAGUN CONVINCED ME THAT HE SHOULD STAY, BUT THAT MY IMPEACHMENT MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY RILE UP OUR BASE AND CLOSE THAT ENTHUSIASM GAP.”

“BASED ON HIS  SCURRILOUS CHARGES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE MERELY WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES OF INSURANCE COMPANIES, WE NOW PROPOSE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE MR. WEINER TO GET A ‘REFERRAL’ BEFORE SPEAKING, TO PAY OUT-OF-POCKET FOR THE HOUSE PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, AND TO EXPEL HIM FOR THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF HAVING BALLS AND A BRAIN.”

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BuzzFlash on Anthem’s Rate Hikes:  Ordinary Americans Are Better at Selling Healthcare Reform Than Democrats.

One Good Move with The Daily Show on the Regressive Mr. Beck.

Bush v. Crist, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy.

“I CAN GUARANTEE THAT AFTER WE GET THROUGH WITH OLD CHARLIE, THERE AIN’T GONNA’ BE ANYTHING LEFT TO RESURRECT.”

Story at Miami Herald, via Democratic Underground.

“WE FULLY EXPECT OBAMA TO CLEAN UP THE MESS THAT BUSH LEFT BEHIND. THEN, WITH THE VOTERS SECURE AND THE ECONOMY BACK ON TRACK, WE’LL BE COMPLETELY FREE TO STIR UP THE CULTURE WARS AGAIN.”