“WE CALL ON PRESIDENT OBAMA TO IMMEDIATELY TRADE-IN ALL OF HIS POLICY CZARS, FOR THE TYPE OF DO-NOTHING INCOMPETENTS THAT GEORGE W. BUSH PUT IN PLACE.” 

“DOESN’T TAKE A GENIUS TO SEE WHAT THEY’RE REALLY AFTER IS MY PERSONAL ARSENAL AND CONFEDERATE FLAG.” 

“JUST BRING YOUR GASBAG REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE TO THE LOCAL CAR DEALER, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. AND WE WON’T EVEN REQUIRE PROOF OF THEIR AGE THROUGH THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES.”