The Satirical Political Report

"The Best Political REAM
on the Internet."



November 16th, 2009

Sarah Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ to Be Excerpted in ‘Readers InDigestable’

“WELCOME TO YOU ALL.  BEFORE WE INTRODUCE THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA AND GOP VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE HAVE CONVENIENTLY PLACED BARF BAGS AT THE END OF EACH AISLE.”

————————————————————————————————

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash asks: Will America ever ‘go rogue’ — again?

Dan Kurtzman has Jokes About Sarah Palin’s (Joke?) Book, Lisa Casey on more GOP Boobs, and Madkane with Stupak Stupidity.

November 12th, 2009

A Sneak Preview of Carrie Prejean’s Interview With Dan Rather

————————————————————————————————————————

Jon Perr fills in the blanks with Take the Palin-Prejean Challenge!

BartCopE! with Funniest Mashups of 2009.

November 10th, 2009

Carrie Prejean Endorses ‘Uni-Sex’ Relationships

“I BELIEVE THAT TRADITIONAL SEX TAPES SHOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND YOURSELF, AND ONLY WATCHED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NATURAL BIRTH MOTHER.”

—————————————————————————————————————————

Lisa Casey on the new GOP brand of very direct marketing, and Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

November 6th, 2009

Finally, Bipartisan Compromise: Agreement to Exclude ‘Prejeaning’ Conditions

“BOTH SIDES OF THE AISLE ARE IN AGREEMENT THAT ANYONE WHO BECOMES FAMOUS FOR A SOLO PERFORMANCE CAN CERTAINLY BE EXPECTED TO BE SELF-INSURED.”

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape

Story here.

September 1st, 2009

Michelle Bachman Endorses a Public Option, For Faith Healing

“OF COURSE, PARTICIPATION IN THIS PROGRAM DOES HAVE A PRECONDITION … THAT YOU’RE AS BATSHIT CRAZY AS I AM.”

—————————————————————————————————————-

Meg White at BuzzFlash: GAO Study: Fixed Markets Claiming to be Free Markets Need Competition.

From crazy pre-conditions to crazy Prejean, at All Hat No Cattle.

June 11th, 2009

GOP ‘Compromises’ on Health Care: ‘Public Option’ Available Only Upon Death

“WE’RE PREPARED TO SUPPORT A GOVERNMENT OPTION THAT’LL COVER ALL FUNERAL EXPENSES, INCLUDING THE EMBALMING FLUID THAT OUR PARTY SEEMS TO HAVE A MONOPOLY ON THESE DAYS.”

————————————————————————————————

BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on The Right-Wing Media Has Unleashed a Race War that Threatens Our Democracy and Our Personal Safety

Richard Dawkins interviews Dan Dennett for “The Genius of Charles Darwin, at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey on the priorities of Trump the chump.

May 13th, 2009

Company to Market ‘All Excuses PreJeans’

“TRY THESE ON FOR SIZE, AND YOU’LL SOUND EVEN DUMBER AND MORE ARROGANT THAN DONALD TRUMP.”

Gawker with the background, and Lisa Casey with a send-up of ’ St Carrie of California.”

Your cool Entertainment Guide at BartCopE.

Viagra | Levitra | Cialis | Viagra Online | Tramadol | viagra online